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but listen to this... [clears throat]
I don't give a [bleep] about telemarketing.
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Yeah, like a bunch of bitches.
I just told you what you needed to hear.
- Yup. - Yeah.
Paper cut, roof of mouth.
- Let's see it! - Give us the Alice we want!
- That's my favorite. - I like it too.
They look like they're from Party city.
Oh, and we are also guilty, okay?
of your coworkers eating [bleep] and getting hurt.
You're right. I can do anything.
Well, I would absolutely hire one person from this room.
are going to be the best we've ever done.
You want to see video evidence?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah! I knew it!
The point is, Alice, you can't quit.
You think that because I made you think that.
Yup, level me up.
Doesn't even drink. [laughs]
with being the authors of their own lives,
I am! I am so ready.
I bet you Bill pulls it out and eats it,
I choose.
Yeah, "Shove it up your man holes."
Oh, I landed on my nut.
We're free!
Alice, that was the real you.
- Oh, yeah? - Hmm.
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
I am here because if you would truly open your eyes,
Okay, you know what?
Yes, we are. We're working on you, Bill.
He's totally doing it.
Get 'em, girl!
- What? - You would hire Alice over me?
Yeah.
Yeah, uh-huh. Excuse me!
- So what's the plan? - For what?
- Zero. - Smartest thing he's said.
- Oh! - Are you all right?
- No! - Ah, be strong.
Are you mad now? Huh?
That is... that is sweet of you.