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You know, tit for tat, which, by the way, is a horrible expression.
What are you guys doing here, anyway?
We're getting old, Kemo Sabe.
I'm Dave lzzle.
- Did you hear that I was quitting? - I did, Ted.
How long do final interviews with actual dying people take?
You're really gonna leave us?
(TURK GRUNTS)
Long gone and took the kids.
I've spent the last three weekends finishing up community service.
Joke's on you, my mom's dead.
but it would make me hate myself, like, four notches less
stay out of your purse.
You're forgetting my back story.
I've decided to no longer refer to you two as pathetic.
(ELEVATOR RUMBLING)
Black cowboy? Son, what are you doing?
I'm feeling a little too upset to keep working.
Work your little scrubs off.
The rest of us tried to keep in touch. But, you know, life gets in the way.
(SINGING) Alabama
Yeah, you and me both. Some of our guys never made it home.
I am. I am like Shakespeare, yo.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
All done, none done. Remember?
A final interview isn't some inconsequential thing
I'm out.
we'd just find you dead in your office.
(KELSO CHUCKLING)
and tell me the five lamest people that you see.