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[WHEEZES]
Uh, all right. Um...
Oh, uh, it didn't work out.
Hello.
Yeah, but I don't know why.
One time I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally normal.
I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections...
No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you.
[GASPING]
That's because you have never been on a date with me before.
- You're not gonna believe what I did today. - Clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
- He couldn't have gotten this good. - I did.
[BELL RINGS]
Do you have any moves?
...maybe I should keep it. - No, I love it. It is a great present.
- He won't know what they mean. - He's 7, not stupid.
...but I hope this dog dies.
- Mm-hm. - Oh, yeah.
What is the matter with your hand?
Oh, man, this is so great!
- Nice move! - Uh-huh.
...three-pound lobster?
How do you do it?
Mmm.
...and here.
Mm.