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Well, my mother had six kids and never stopped working.
And then I'm sure you would say,
to prepare these for you.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Immediately.
Um...okay.
Meaning, I want to have a baby.
What's up?
Yeah. Yeah? Okay.
And I want to get married.
BOTH: Oh.
and honestly from my heart...
Have fun. Thank you.
Hey, listen. You're not trying to get me to smoke pot, are you?
Just like John Lennon.
when you got a fridge full of steaks?"
Say hello to the new Matthew Brock.
This one goes out to you, my man.
"Well, Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation,
He's fine. He's fine. Right?
So the guy says, "No. I said peacemaker,
Thanks, Joe.
Um...Lisa has decided
You got me!
where were we?
"A what?"
Hm? No. I could do both.
whole baby thing came up all of a sudden,
I'm not normal, I guess.
That guy who stepped in front of the bus?
I'm done pretending to fall down all the time,
that people follow, you know?
I listened to that for a second.
No. No, not really.
Say, you mind if I smoke?