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-Not bad. -Do you really like it, sir?
l wish l had a picture of the expression on their face--
The last auction l went to was in Mesopotamia...
A hundred? A hundred! Well, thank you very much, sir.
l may as well tell you that, well, this painting--
Who's he?
This, as you can see, is a copy of a Rembrandt...
This pigment is at least 300 years old.
Why don't you tell him the truth? That's always the best thing.
Three hundred thousand dollars.
On the other hand, if you didn't paint it...
Sixty?
Pierre Millay, from the Louvre.
Michelangelo, Rembrandt. lf you've seen one, you've seen them all.
-Five thousand! -Ten thousand dollars.
-What did you get for it? -About 30 years.
Take off my beard and get into my prettiest dress?
Of course. Anyone can see that....
Yes. lt is definitely second-rate.
-One thousand dollars. -One thou-- Now, see, l have a bid--
l'm very happy with you just the way you are.
Besides, isn't the original hanging in the Louvre?
Three hundred thousand dollars. And that is my highest price.
l just know what l painted.