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l just wish l could paint like him.
And there was no one to meet me at the airport.
Yeah, but it looks so easy. l wish l knew how Rembrandt did it.
You don't know the difference between a Michelangelo and a Rembrandt.
Since you said all the time that you painted it...
Three hundred thousand?
...for the Air Force benefit show.
-Well, l'm afraid l can't, sir. -And l'm afraid you'll have to.
Harmenszoon van Rijn.
l want you to know l don't believe a word of this, Tony.
But why? He painted so beautifully.
And l was just wondering what it was.
-Five hundred. -Five hundred? Well, l--
lf you want my candid opinion, Monsieur Millay...
Oh, you finished the living room. Sorry.
Now, be careful, Jeannie. This is my painting arm.
Where are you?
Then you must paint more often, master.
l'm so enthusiastic about it that l'm gonna start the bidding myself for $50.
Oh, very funny.
Well, l still don't know why no one bid on my picture.
Do l hear 80? Eighty. Seventy-five.
Well, the reason l didn't put the greys and blues--
l'm gonna take you out tonight, and we're gonna celebrate.
Well, l see you brought your paintings in.
-l am Dean Geller. -How do you do, sir? A pleasure.