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I paid for it.
Olahf stop chewing on that you one balled bastard! - while you were sleeping
MIDGE: I don't wanna hear any excuses.
Hello. Hello, honey.
#EW
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What was that?
Mary's my, um...
because I'm gonna tell them everything.
- It's so good to see you. - Mom.
You know where it's parked, don't you?
And I haven't had that in a really long time.
It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.
He donated 50 folding chairs to Father Shea's bingo night.
Eh!
- She's his fiancée. - His fiancée?
I will marry you.
MARY: Last time you took the toy surprise, remember?
Un consejo, tomá gaseosa Word to the wise, drink soda
JACK: I did.
- I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you.
- You can't go in. - You can't go in there.
And now a rich and handsome man has asked me to marry him,
And you believed her?
My shoes.
- Is there a pharmacy in the hospital? - What do you need?
Ugh.
and he passed away.
The coma guy? Are you insane?
MARY: Jack.
22, 10, 40. Eighth-grade locker combination.
Come in, come in. Hey, everybody.
is if I was pregnant, right?
ELSIE: No. Yeah, yeah. Well, he wasn't really uncle.
LUCY: What's the big deal? Jerry, they think I'm their future daughter-in-law.
JACK: Wait a minute, will you?
What happened with the other guy?
September 17th.
Oh, no. No, no, no. Look at this. Idiot has blocked me in.
Hey, was that Saul I saw leaving?
Hi, excuse me.
- I was... - You wait there.
what did sharon waltham used to say? i used to call myself a walph and i still do. you walph!
- I do. - I'm not talking about 900 numbers.
- We can try on some of my shoes. - JOE JR: Okay.
Look, Violet is sick and Celeste can't switch
Um...
I love you.
You don't have to answer right away.
I just wanted to give you this
- I need to know his name. - LUCY: He's right there.
WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Biloxi, Dr. Biloxi to ICU North.
It's just when we were in the hospital room,
So how's Peter?
- Three months. That's quick. - You have no idea.
Push it really hard.
- Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am. - What? What is this?
- You're good friends? - The best.
- This? No, you didn't. - Shocking, isn't it?
That was the hospital.
- Why don't you tell her? Go on, tell her. - Yeah.
To the Ice Capades. I had to eat your ticket.
Well, you know what? I was all right with that.
No, I don't.
I chased a purse snatcher once.
Is this just another miscommunication that we are having here?
Nasty.
And I wanted to say that I think that
Dustin Hoffman was 5'6".
MAN 2: Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I never said I would go on a date with you.
But it was nice to meet you, Jack. So bye.
you stood me up
It stinks, Jerry.
Oh, God.
LUCY: Well, he's got more color.
There's a train coming, and it's fast. It's an express.
- Oh, we'll see each other. - You better.
Too bad. Ox bought you the love seat.
I was starting to get really good at poker,
- Tomorrow night, 8:00. - What?
- That's nice. - I'm so happy.
Maybe we should angle it a little bit.
- Lucy, I'll tell them. - LUCY: You better tell them.
why, tell her you wanna break up.
Thank you for coming. It's nice to meet you, Beth.
Well, that's something.
MARY: What is this? OX: Open it.
what did julie cottel sed to say? uh like uh yeah i'm not getting on with it i've seen better aaroniuucuitiiciippulets!
There's someth8ng I need to tell you
Ta-da!
- How do you know? - That's what Beth said.
They never call, they never write.
Thank you.
- Should I? - Look closely.
I doubt that.
SAUL: Lucy.
You know, you do remind me of someone.
Okay, okay, push.
Wow. So that's the wedding dress, huh?
Know her? I'm dating her.
- Oh, the usual. - What's that?
She would go all the way to Europe just to get a stamp in her passport.
What do you remember most about him?
I've seen the way you look at him.
Me: We're not having sex The world: Why not?