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I think you two are gonna make a really terrific couple.
And believe me, she has.
I guess I don't remember meeting you.
- To who? - To Lucy.
- Thank you very much. - Yeah.
LUCY: Bye.
- I have to go now. - He's a great guy.
Whom are we marrying?
ASHLEY ON RECORDING: Peter? Hi, it's Ashley.
He's delusional.
JACK: Why? Why wouldn't it be okay?
MAN 1: It's Christmas.
ELSIE: Why not? Could use a nice story.
This way.
Okay, but it's really not that far.
black underwears
I'll wait till you get inside.
I got Ice Capades. I know a guy.
Blue Spruce They're lighter
Just like my prince.
Are you, uh...
What about that other girl? The one he met in the bar.
Yeah.
- Jack's gonna be there. - That's right. You haven't met Jack yet.
Well, then, go along with it.
- You stood me up. - For what?
No, I bet you don't. You're probably too sensible for that.
- For Chrissake, Jack. - Stop swearing.
I believe you wouldn't.
Sole possession of the remote control. That's very important.
- That's my favorite. - Really?
and, um, he smiled.
Peter has one testicle.
- Who's Jack again? - Peter's brother.
- For protection. - Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm okay.
Ashley Bartlett Bacon. I am Peter's fiancée.
Didn't Peter look great today?
I'll cut the deck.
- Thanks. - NURSE: You're welcome.
All right?
"Lucy is willing to work Christmas, too."
No, no, you don't understand.
It's gonna be okay.
- You like that? - Yeah.
WOMAN ON PA: Will the Meyers family please meet in the solarium?
- Peter's the guy who's in the coma? - Yeah.
- How long have you felt this way? - A long time.
Kitty?
- Hey, I'll fight the guy. - Hey. Get in the closet.
Come on, keep me company for a while. I don't like to smoke in the house.
Well, that's a good side business.
and I have said yes.
- Saul. - I'm handling it.
I know a guy…
her intestines exploded.
a lucrative investment portfolio.
I saw a picture of you when you saved the three squirrels.
He takes marijuana.
oh hello grandma phyllis baump you very old wrinkly 6000 year old granny! did you get new teeth and new wrinkles? yes i did dear! and new bibibiihpupery zone wine! and i keep going baump to baump! oh i'm waiting to get dementia!
- Why? - I think it's coming back.
Yes, well, just in case I need to quickly leave the country.
Word to the wise, drink soda
- There we go. All right. - Okay.
Oh, sweetheart, it's so expensive.
Maybe she's stuck in traffic.
I just wanna talk to my godson.
MAN: What do you mean?
Watch the birdie
- Puff the Magic Dragon. - Dragon.
- MIDGE: Let's go. - I...
You can lay them on my coffin.
- We got the Van Allan estate. - Hey, way to go.
we'd find where it was and we'd route out this, like, little way to get there.
- Excuse me. - Yeah?
Oh, gee.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
What the hell's he got a TV for? He's in a coma for Chrissakes.
what did sharon waltham used to say? i used to call myself a geehillian and i still do. you geehllian!
Liar.
JACK: The fact is, I'm about to start shivering,
Well, why didn't you say something sooner?
And then I didn't wanna tell you the truth,
Hi. You wanna come through?
He's not my husband.
Excuse me?
- Thank you. - It's over there.
mom what does it mean when lou goes snoosha snoo snok snonks socks? it means he's seen ood numbers from 72000's million to 560000921 and not had a recount.
It's really important to have family around this time of year.
You order $10 worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong's, and they bring it to your door.
Not really, but that's common after a head injury.
I love black underwears.
They don't bother you, do they?
I think it's wedged.
Even this chocolate peanut butter tastes better.
Marry me?
He's got more Room in his jockey shorts
Ahh!
let's fast foward to 30000 takeout coffees later and say the one thing i've been wanting... but no!
We buy furniture from dead people.
- I know. - Not that one.
You stood me up
But, you know, I'm planning the trip to Florence really soon,
- Lucy. - Yeah?
There's something I need to tell you
- LUCY: Okay. - Jesus, what's he...
I look in a window, and...
Well, I like your blue pinstripe.
It's amazing how exotic Wisconsin isn't.
What do you mean?
- I've never been faithful. - I'm gonna leave.
- Curly. - Curly. Ha!
So he was a classy guy, always a gentleman.
When you ask them when will you have a boyfriend
- You're new. - Yes, ma'am. What apartment?
I mean, are your parents with you?
I think the sofa should go right there.
Maybe someday I'll have a clue,
What a surprise.
Well, what was he like?