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Have you ever fallen in love with somebody you haven't even talked to?
- I'll handle it. - This is handling it?
MIDGE: Peter, how could you do this? PETER: Listen, a deal is a deal.
And we moved from Indiana to Chicago so he could go to a research hospital.
where you're gonna go on your honeymoon?
No, come on, come on.
SAUL: Since the first year, I remember.
You know, being a godfather is very important to Catholics.
Good. It's fudge mint.
My God.
There aren't any stamps in that.
(CREAKING)
Yes, Jerry, I'm insane.
We didn't get to celebrate Christmas,
I didn't mean for this to happen.
I didn't say Guy Lombardo played the clarinet.
You suck.
You one-balled bastard!
Yes, and I was in a coma when my brother makes a play for my...
If you come back on Easter, you can burn down my apartment.
- Goodbye. - Bye.
He was very lucid when I talked to him.
- You need to... - Yeah, it's perfect. It's great.
A working man, who...
he decided he had had enough research,
Oh, no, I'm gonna let the machine get it.
And I'm very sorry about your carpet.
- I know. - So Jack is Peter?
Never been engaged before. This is all very sudden for me.
no one to wanna have a son with.
Now, look, I know you're a good girl.
but under the circumstances, I don't think we should move in together.
Your nose.
Pop.
Peter doesn't even know you exist.
- Boy, will he be glad to see you. - Yeah.
He's tall.
MARY: Stop yelling.
I know a guy…
Pfft!
Are you gonna fold?
Who's that?
You're not giving me details. What's going on?
- I was never... - Pregnant?
Bye.
Peter Callaghan is engaged to me.
- I don't drink any less either. - (SAUL LAUGHS)
- MARY: Hi. - Hi.
Movin' on to greener pastures
Oh, that's for sure.
- It was his, uh, smile. - They're caps.
I object to this wedding.
I like mass better in latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.
- Yeah, I heard that. - Mmm.
No? This one?
- We can? - Yeah, absolutely.
Come on, idiot, kiss her.
Well...
you will propose to her for the second time,
Hi.
Sir? Sir? Sir?
LUCY: Okay, there are two things that I remember about my childhood.
LUCY: You're just acting really weird.
That one.
You don't know his name? Why don't you...
Hey, Luce.
I don’t drink anymore I don’t drink any less either
He said that you were intimate.
I should've gotten the blue spruce. They're lighter.
"even if she has worked the previous holiday.
and he would tell me amazing stories about strange and exotic lands
- What? - You're fired.
SAUL: Oh, no.
MAN 3: Happy New Year! MAN 4: Happy New Year!
I could have taken your mother on the cruise with Kathie Lee Gifford.
Yeah, like when I accused you of lying to everybody.
(SINGING) A, B, C, D, E, F, G
(CLATTERING)
Chocolate peanut butter. Thanks.
- Now, what about Peter? - Well, I didn't tell him either.
It's freezing out here. Elsie made her eggnog.
Hey, check the meter, see what time.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Callaghan. These are your husband's things.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I had to quit school and then I started working for the CTA.
You saved his life?
Bye.
I came to bring you back your things.
Can I get you anything?
Yeah, well, he also said he invented aluminum foil.
OX: Oh, yeah, that Uncle Al.
- Maybe she forgot. - A woman doesn't forget her wedding.
why do the music industry have no idea who moana marsh is? because she's not a pop singer! they'd be like "oh moana? nope she hasen't come out with 1 or any hits for that matter." "nope don't recall her sweetie mate sorry."
- Lucy, they moved him. - They moved him?
I was hoping you'd find me in Bermuda.
But you are the best-looking chick on the third floor.
No, I got it, I got it. See? Here we go.
Ma.
Seven bow ties, I bet.