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SAUL: (LAUGHS) That's good.
First, I remember being with my dad.
It's not true.
You give up your seat every day in the train.
Doctor, it's supposed to be family only.
You are unlucky at cards.
- I had a great time. Thank you. - Us, too.
I don't think I've done anything truly heroic my whole life.
What? Oh!
I wouldn't mind seeing the black underwear,
- Can you hear me? - (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
Neither would I.
Come on in.
- Saul. - Now, now, listen. Let me handle it.
Celeste, you have to have sex in order to be pregnant.
Hey, be nice, pally. We're in church.
- I thought you were John
- Who is it? - JOE JR: What gives?
- Were you here all night? - Yeah.
JACK: Well, somebody's gotta look. MARY: Don't look at me.
they figure they have Peter back.
I know it isn't fair, and I can't make you do it.
They say it's customary for friends and family to come down and give blood.
What about my carpet?
- I'd better get going. - Yeah.
Food. Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here.
I went to Cuba.
- Favorite baseball team? - Chicago.
You jumped on the tracks?
Elsie, she wants nitroglycerin.
(GRUNTING)
It's just not obvious to the whole world, that's all.
Okay. Okay.
Mister? Mister?
- Ma, are you okay? - You see what you did?
- That's spiked. - Thank God.
Who's Jack?
LUCY: So is everything okay?
I am letting him do it.
They're still pissed about the fire we had
Well, what did you say?
Every day I go and I sit in a booth like a veal.
I think we're all right now. Yeah. Let's just move this way.
This fancy chair, two months ago, I sold three just like it.
It's been a hell of a week... Hasn't it?
He's proposing. Let him do it.
It was a lot different than hugging. Hugging's very different.
One token, please.
I pretended to pull a hamstring.
MIDGE: He just put the token in.
Kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty.
MAN: You two are better off together.
a really good friend.
Well, there was a little mix-up.
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohomyst's bohpa snioosbohpuip bohpa's bohpa bomba boohouooeirnllini bohpa's bohpa's bohpa's bohpa bohoupperiuo bohiupered bohouoweoupering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
you might as well shoot Grandma.
This one?
and that's gonna be perfect.
Hey, my old man's got a set of keys.
(SNORTS AND CHUCKLES)
(BEEPS)
Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack.
Alan Ladd wasn't tall.
Just mustard.
Somebody help me, please.
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
Well, they took me in as part of their family.
Can you give me any reason why I shouldn't marry your brother?
He passed away last year. I don't even remember my mom, so...
Oh, no, no, no. You have to tell me what to do.
JACK: So it's Mary's special cereal.
You didn't have to do that.
- Let him hear your voice, hon. - Okay.
Yeah, my friend Celeste is having a party tonight.
SAUL: I said I'd tell them.
Do I like Jello?
who fell asleep in the macaroni and cheese.
I don't have anybody.
My name's Lucy.
Are you okay? Can you get up? God, sir, this is not good.
I had to. We gotta unload the furniture.
- Oh, no, we ought to take Peter's car. - LUCY: Huh.
I like boxer shorts, but I'll try these if...
SAUL: I'm right behind you.
Think you should know your family thinks we're engaged.
- Two, please. - Four, please.
And, you know, it was the normal stuff.
- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
LUCY: It smells so good.
so, you know, I'll go.
JACK: Down and dirty.
Oh, God.