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Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night...
Pepete! Carlos! Vamanos!
He's me when I'm 32.
- Where is he now? - Probably watching "Becker".
The note will inform them that a problem has come up
I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present.
No, you know what I think?
See, the best way to try to motivate somebody
Why, if Professor Chaos were here, he would make everyone pay!
Oh, Christmas.
Oh, Jesus Christ, help me!
Oh man, could you all excuse me for a second?
And then we can make our wieners bigger
or else they'll never learn.
Atta boy, Eric, you made the right choice!
Stan, whatever has happened, we're going to help you.
We want a textured effect on the nut n' corn crunch poop!
he'll be playing the role of your future son.
Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence
Oh, God!
What we're gonna do, Butters,
our parents hired them to make us more motivated!
That's fine if you're gay, Butters, I don't care
Just go away before we call the police.
that we used a big scare tactic instead of telling you the truth.
and they need to meet me right away, back at my office.
Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood
Oh...
I just have to go to their office
Those assholes aren't our future selves,
I think you're gonna be very pleased with the results.
See, this is exactly why I started this business.
Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me!
I don't know.
It's just a little weird having to keep lying to our boy like this.
Well, son, we've just been trying to make sure
It sure should!
You didn't say anything then.
Harmless?