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Go get in the car.
Tell her, man.
Well, that's not true.
This Paul guy... he sounds like a pussy.
What about J?
about three months into their deployment.
the night off from his bullshit.
Whoo. Better than sex, huh?
I think Pope will be happy to fill in for you.
What's real parents?
Everything is...
You can put your gun away, pendejo.
6.
Could be big.
- They could court-martial me. - Oh, shit.
You know, guys come into the bar and hit on me all the time.
Do you know who my family is? Huh?
You don't like me unless I'm on these pills?
- Salud. - Salud.
and you stay away from my family.
Of course not. That would be illegal.
and we'll call it even, okay?
They made me take a second test.
I'm coming out firing. Do you understand me?
so all the ATMs on the U.S.S Ronald Reagan
I don't wanna see this.
So the last people to inform on the Codys for you
We gotta go.
Could take 'em or flush 'em.
With or without you, this is happening.
because you need them and you never would've listened to me,
Hey, this is bullshit!
The nagging wife, always asking where you've been.
You ready for another line?
Oh, you can leave it in there, man. I-I'll lock it.
Could only confirm it was her after we sent the teeth to the lab.
- I call bullshit. - Two beers?
You don't know what's going on here.
But her mother's were pierced before she was on solids.
- I've never done this before, okay? - I need details...
Okay, they're not supposed to be off the base.
Please, do... do something! Please!
His mother.
It won't even cover the cost of gas.
But the next time something like this happens,