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Look, I'm very-- I'm really very sorry.
I'm never hanging out there again.
Well, sure. Sure you are.
You ruined it!
Oh, really? Do you mean passions?
and rub elbows with other people of a similar social class.
So you want to date both of us?
You ever try taking a nap in a urinal?
You don't have an office.
Let me just commit this bad boy to memory.
Okay. Yes.
When a woman turns down Joe Garrelli,
Okay. The first order of business
Would you like some water?
Oh, Eddie's.
What article?
I'm just looking for my wrench. Pay no attention to me.
I choose couch.
No. You beat Joe Garrelli. You are the better man.
And, Rusty, really. Really good work on such short notice.
Not a chance.
Thank you. Foxy, could you come in here for a second?
Well, ask Foxy to come here, and we'll see what we can work out.
lifetime ban on the ladies' room.
No. Tavern on the Green.
that whole love seat fiasco,
Don't play games. You know who I'm talking about.
I'm hungry. Do you want to get something to eat?
Thanks for pretending you're interested.
I'd love to get something to eat.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Why don't you, uh, fix it over there?
You lead the way, all right. Thanks.
Yes. Yes, I'd forgotten how much business you do there.
put it right back in.
Oh, hello, there.
Well, how can you be so sure?
Mrs. Dave Nelson.
Um...is there anything--
Joe, I'm afraid I could never take
The men's club is voting on whether
Joe, get on the line to the Pentagon.