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I'm learning so much about Selina tonight.
.
I can't believe
Wow! I squeezed my eyes shut, I pulled the trigger.
There you are. I've been look...
Thank you for your input. It's very much appreciated.
- Where are my manners? - Does he work out?
You know, this band hasn't played together since the Great Washboard Feud.
I know, I can't believe it either.
And I'm gonna tell it tonight at the party.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to say
so we need to get some new money ASAP
is that when I was lying down, I kind of saw
You can't let your father talk to you like that.
Yes! Done-zo!
that I would think your story was special enough to even consider using it.
That is an impossible request.
- Your dad's a judge? - Oh, no! No.
All I wanted to do was go hunting with Judge, that's it.
- Sure enough, when I came to... - Me, too.
let me introduce you to Quartie Sturges.
Do you know how expensive it is
In the face.
I think we both found that solution very 'rosinable.'"
Fuck.
I love it.
Oh, God, what a mean face.
It's like Satan's humidor out here. My God!
Well, I'm easily shocked, so probably not the best person to ask.
Of course, Gary. Hey, everybody eat!
No, there is gonna be a raw bar.
I wonder if we should get married in the fall or at New Year's.
the judge was standing over me with a squirrel.
I will tell you one thing...
- I'm seven years sober, ma'am. - Uh-oh!
And after that, it's snip, snip, snip.
Mike, that diary is all you're good for.
dropped it over the side of the Staten Island Ferry
You know, my mother was an alcoholic.
No problemo. It'll be right after the interview.
And I gotta say I'm not sure this crystal is right.
- Gary? - Yeah?
- you've been hiding under a rock. - Uh, it's Jonah Ryan.
Tell Tanz he can have his deregulation
and I am just like, ah!
Yes.
because things started loosening up, you know.
Did you have your pants on?
It's for the president. The president, Judge.
it'd be a unicorn.
I used to say Bruce still had a better chance of making the football team.
This is the luckiest day ever!
like Dave Barry or Erma.
Homeless people...
I don't understand. What are you even doing here?
than most extremely stupid people do in a lifetime.
and he wants to make a large donation to the library.
- Thanks. - Well, we should get going.
What about my look and my makeup?
it's just too long between visits.