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I GOT A PRETTY POLITE GIRLFRIEND.
NO, BUT THEY'RE GOING TO.
YOU'RE NOT AN ELEPHANT.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE WHAT WE HAD BEFORE?
WHAT'S A GOOD BOOK TO READ?
YOU ALMOST KNOCKED TERRENCE OVER.
BECAUSE HE'S TINY AND STUPID
CRAZY, DOOFUS TOWN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET YOU'RE IN LINE
SHUT UP.
I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG
GIL.
SPEAKING OF NUTTY -- ALL THIS -- YOU AND ME.
SEVEN YEARS AGO, THE CURTAIN OPENED.
UH, THE BIBLE.
With rings on my fingers and... Bells on my toes!
THE WHOLE TOWN SAW IT.
WHAT COMES OUT OF HER HERE, STAYS HERE.
IT'S A BABY PAGER.
ADD A FEATHER BOA,
'CAUSE HE'S KIND OF NASTY.
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL STUPID, DOES IT?
YOU HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
YEAH, SIGN US UP.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
MY ACHING FEET WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
BRUCE, I SWEAR, I AM MISS POSITIVITY.
YES, THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.
OH, RELAX, TAYLOR. WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
AS LONG AS I CAN KEEP JIGGLING.
IN THAT AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL.
AND THEY'RE ON THEIR 200th GUITARIST AUDITION.
I MEAN IT'S TIGHT. IT FEELS RIGHT.
SHOULD I MOVE?
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED.
SHE'S NOT GONNA FLINCH, IS SHE?
IF I STARTED CLIPPING COUPONS AGAIN?
I'M NOT THE RENOIR GIRL.
DO NOT HEED THE NAYSAYERS.
EAT A CANDY BAR.
I FEEL HOT. IS MY MAKEUP RUNNING?
THANK YOU, BRUCE.
YEAH, GIL, I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER.
WAS THAT MANET OR MONET?
HE WAS VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL.
I GET TIME AND A HALF ON SATURDAYS.
THE BABY DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
IN THAT FAMED GARDEN.
SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER.
YOU APOSTLES, WHY COULDN'T YOU GET IN THERE AND STOP THEM?!
"IT'S NOT BENNY'S FAULT."
THAT BOY WHO COULDN'T HOLD IT HAD TO USE
IS YOUR DESTINATION'S VALUE SO DIMINISHED?
I COULD GET FLOWERS. GOOD!
I GOT NO CHOICE. THANKS.
HARD TO TELL.
WHEN ARE THE COSTUMES GETTING HERE?
HEY, IT'S YOUR FUTURE WIFE.
HEY, HOW'S THE RESEARCH GOING, KIRK?
MAYBE THERE'S A WAY TO OFFSET HIS OLDNESS.
DATE.
SORRY.
WASN'T THAT SOMETHING?
YOU HEAR THAT?
THEN THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE YOU FOR THE RENOIR GIRL.
BADA-BING ALL OVER HIS NICE IVY-LEAGUE SUIT.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS. IT'S OUR ORIGINAL PICTURE.
OHH, NO, I CAN'T SIT.
I NEED TO SEE THE LIST.
WITH RINGS ON MY FINGERS AND BELLS ON MY TOES.
SIMON, THE CANAANITE, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
HENCE THE SHEET.
YOU KNOW, BRUCE SPENT TWO YEARS IN CHINA