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ELDERLY.
JAMES, THE SON OF ALPHEUS, LEBBEUS -- THEY ALL SAID SO.
I DIDN'T. I MISSPOKE. WHOOPS.
DEFINITELY. IT'S GOT A FEEL THAT...
OH, MY GOD!
JUST FOR THE FIG NEWTONS!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING TONIGHT SUCH A SUCCESS.
DON'T YOU THINK?
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
AND NOW MY INSIDES ARE ALL ROUGH AND GRABBY,
YEAH. REALLY GOOD, GIL.
THAT BROUGHT YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE.
AND HE SUDDENLY LIKES ME AGAIN.
HEY, LANE. TRIPPY, HUH?
JOHN'S DIGITS.
BUT I SAY WE DO IT AND DO IT WELL.
RIGHT THROUGH THAT FLAP. I'LL MEET YOU BACK THERE.
THERE'S SOMEONE NEW HERE.
THE MAGAZINE I WAS READING THAT NIGHT
NOW YOU'RE JUST A BIG-CITY PHONY.
OF THIS HOLIER-THAN-THOU ATTITUDE OF YOURS.
IT'S MIDTERMS.
JUST ADD A CARD TABLE TO THE END OR SOME TV TRAYS.
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I APPRECIATE IT.
I'M IN THE KITCHEN!
I GOTTA GO. GO REST.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY SUCH THING AS A FRIENDLY FERRET
HEY, JACKSON. HI.
WELL, I-I SUPPOSE NOT, BUT STILL --
WHAT ABOUT SHAKEY'S?
OF MY PAYING A LAWYER TO WORK FOR ME.
COME ON IN.
YEAH, BRUCE, LORELAI IS PRO-YOU, ALL THE WAY.
WE SOLD OUT ALL THE CLUBS --
SO I GET TO BE PAINTED ALL WHITE, HUH?
HMM. I HAD FISH LAST NIGHT.
YOU MADE HIS KIDS HAPPY, TOO.
LOOKIN' GOOD, LOOKIN' GOOD!
35 CENTS OFF OR NOT,
TURN TO THE SIDE. WE NEED TO SEE YOUR PROFILE.
NO SPECIFICS?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE ANTI-MIDWIFE.
NOW, I WARNED YOU GUYS ABOUT PARKING THERE.
A PLASTIC SHEET?
THERE. WOW! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, ANTHEA.
YOU WILL.
I STILL WOULD HAVE CHOSEN DREAM FRESH.
Hello
YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT WHEN YOU SAW ME WALK OUT
BY THE TALENTED CRAFTSMEN IN OUR LITTLE TOWN.
BECOMING A MASTER PORTRAITIST,
LET ME THINK FOR ANOTHER MILLISECOND. NO.
I DID NOT FLINCH.
YOU THINK BRUCE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF US?
I CAN IRONICALLY COMMENT ON.
MAYBE A LITTLE.
HAVE I APOLOGIZED TO YOU ENOUGH?
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. YOU FLINCHED!
IT'LL TICKLE YOU.
HELP ME PICK THE ZUCCHINI IN THE BACK?
HAS TO BE APPROVED BY ALL OF US.
AND IT WASN'T HERE WHEN I LEFT IT.
DO YOU HAVE A MOUSE? I'M FEELING A BIT PECKISH.
I FEEL LIKE A USED CAR.
OTHER WAY. OTHER WAY.
WITH A SPECIAL FEATURE ON WHO'S HOTTER --
AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS UP THERE
TILL I HIT PAGE 368.
TOTALLY. HOW YOU DOIN', GIL?
I ALMOST KNOCKED TERRENCE DOWN.
A POP-UP THING LIKE A TURKEY, BUT HE CHOSE NOT TO.
OH, THAT'S YOUR BLOOD SUGAR TALKING, SWEETIE.
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
TRUE. TRUE.
MY HEART IS GOING A MILLION MILES A SECOND.
HEY, RORY.
OH, MRS. VAN UPPITY?
EVERYBODY'S READY, TAYLOR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND THE OSCAR FOR BIGGEST BLUBBER BABY GOES TO...
BO, WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE? I WASN'T LISTENING.
YOUR HUSBAND TRIED, BUT HE SCREWED UP, SO I FIXED IT.
UH-HUH.
WHAT'S UP, TAYLOR?
FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH.
I HATE THAT HE WAS RIGHT. THAT PASTY-FACED BASTARD!
IT'S WHAT HOSPITALS ARE FOR.
JACKSON ASKED BO TO BE HERE FOR THE BIRTH.
IT LEAVES YOUR CLOTHES WITH THAT DREAM-FRESH SCENT.
MY MUSCLES ARE WEAKER, AND MY BONES ARE MORE FRAGILE.
AND TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM TOMORROW.