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YOU JUDAS!
AND CAROM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CATCHER'S ARMS.
THAT IS ONE HAPPY CHRIST.
THANKS FOR THE VERY WELCOME PERSPECTIVE ON THAT, ANDREW.
...THE LIGHT THAT WE HAVE IN ALL OF US.
YOU HEARD WRONG, FRIEND. WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHAKEY'S.
IT WOULD TAKE ME HOURS.
I DIDN'T TOUCH MY AXE FOR YEARS.
STEVIE WONDER COULD HAVE SEEN IT.
OOH, I DO LIKE THE CHUNKYs.
SAME HERE.
AW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THAT GUMBY/POKEY WATCH, KIRK.
THE TOWN IS GONNA HATE ME.
AND SO NOW MAY WE PRESENT "THE LAST SUPPER"?
YOU ARE. YOUR LOOK IS PERFECT.
TO SAY THAT I HAD EXPONENTIAL AMOUNTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
OHH! EXTRA BUCKETS -- I GOTTA PUT IT ON THE LIST.
YOU GONNA CHECK HIM OUT?
YEAH. NO.
BUT WE BLEW IT.
YOU ALMOST KNOCKED TERRENCE OVER.
MORNING. MORNING.
I'M NOT TAKING ANY RISKS.
[ Imitating Mrs. Otis ] HIS LACK OF ENTHUSIASM SHOCKS ME.
HEY, I'M HERE FOR A FITTING.
WHY WOULD BABY THINK YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT?
IF THEY WANT AN ANTHEA
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
GOOD. AND, BO, HOW ARE YOU SERVING THE BABY?
OH, WOW. YOU'RE REALLY BUMMED ABOUT THIS.
SHOULD BE AGAINST A BLOODRED BACKDROP WITH A SKULL.
IT'S A GREAT WAY TO CLOSE THIS THING.
WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM THE STARTING GATE, PEOPLE.
WHAT WAS THAT EMERGENCY MEETING ALL ABOUT?
MISS PATTY, YOU WILL BE STAGE MANAGING.
THE FERRET UNDERPLAYED IT NICELY.
I FEEL VERY PAINTY.
THE TOWN OF WOODBURY WAS SUPPOSED TO HOST IT THIS YEAR,
YEAH, TAYLOR, YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
YOU SEEM CALM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IF I'VE REPULLED MY CALF MUSCLE, YOU ARE SO GETTING IT!
IT'S A CHALLENGE, PEOPLE, BUT DOABLE.
OLD.
AND THE RENOIR GIRL DRESS STILL FITS YOU?
OHH! THAT ANDREW.
SAD, LITTLE, DROOPY BALLOONS.
NOT DIVORCE, BUT NOT BE MARRIED, EITHER?
TO CHANGE THE FLIGHT AGAIN?
BECAUSE THIS VITAL TRADITION MUST CONTINUE.
IF YOU WOULD SIT STILL FOR ONE SECOND.
YOU USED A COUPON, DIDN'T YOU?
I'M A LAWYER. I KNOW THESE THINGS.
ZERO CHANCE OF BRINGING HOME THE WRONG BABY.
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA.