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'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
THANK YOU, GLEN! YEAH!
Look who's walkin'.
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
What's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day...
What we have here...
Boo this intern! Boo!
Perfect job for a stoner.
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
Everythings gonna Be alright
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
I get lifted up
Pippin Simson
Hawaiian Bee
Y'all I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
TARZANAS TAРЗАН
We used to eat all the time back in the day? - pussy
I'm Susan, B! Ah yes, Susan B.
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
One pound of marijuana, and you pay with Blaze Token right here.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
wanna go for a walk?
My eclipse glasses falling off And I’m looking directly at the sun
Shit. I wish.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
Look at all these people!
You're a fibber
SAVE MARIA'S SWEET VIRGIN ASS
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
I'll do the honors.
I love horses. I love horses.
And it's good for neuropathy too
Kings chances of winning Without Demarcus Cousins
especially when it comes to reefer.
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
Hey girl you hungry? “Fuck you nigga!”
that sweet, sweet chiva.
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
I’m Steve’s bitch.
Fuck ETH, Fuck MCO, fuck Velas, you’re cool Bidao, fuck Chainlink, I’m out.
No caption needed
I just hope they smoke it.
Isn't that ironic? Don't you think?
Just smoke it yo
Oh! I’m sorry yall I don’t want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
Maybe is an acceptable answer. It's that no thing that gets me
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
... ...
Bitch you know what I want
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...
Get it, Killer.
This is for Killer, B.
Michael Thomas Malcolm Jenkins
Michael Thomas Malcom Jenkins Davenport
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
When you’re in desperate need for drugs There’s only one way to do it
Hey! Hey.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and...freak out man
High, high, high, high
9 1/2 years just for weed! Damn!
And it's good for arthritis too.
Good boy.
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
So ya'll wanna practice? I'll get my instrument, yo.
So, you wanna get together?
I'll wear a wire. Hmm?
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
holy f**king shit
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
thanks scientist got any papers?
So you swear you don't?
AT LAST WE CAN SHARE EVERYTHING!
AND IT'S GOOD FOR ARTHRITIS, TOO
Oh yo your tittie
That was a joke.
What? Did you go to burger college? Friend, damn.
No.
Is it January? No man, it's August
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
All right.
Funyuns
I wanna talk to Samsung
How I feel after work...
pauline gallagher and caroline cowie. kathryn provost and frances backhouse.
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
Yes, Cuban Bee...
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
Now that’s A titty
Alright I’ll give you 4
When people get excited about 420
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
TO WRIP THE CHORD W ME??
Word, yo? Yes!
and everyone here likes fresh fish.
Ohh. I'm a big dyke.
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
it used tt when they had full bowl cuts dome to spill the gutts and save soo giant by calvin harris but he quit so it would be cloe bratz taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
You really should.
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
well did you get my message?
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
I will. Jan.
You said B! Good!
I’ve made bongs with less
He's a small-time gunrunner...
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
That last EE move... #chuckchance
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
No more window love. Go and sell it.
Looks like some sort of a business card.
Billy, good to see you, man.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You, yo. Me?
Flip out, man!
I believe her, yo I don't know why I just do
Right near da beach Boyeee
I’m sorry for yelling.
Kenny’s butthole was in constant jeopardy
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
That's where I want to live. Right there.
Bisexuals after a long day of sitting
We got customers from all over New York.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
When plumber arrives
Thanks little buddy
Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!
Ever see the back of a $20 bill... ....ON WEED?
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
All by myself
No, thank you.
SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN!!~ Luther
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
Have you ever seen Super Nintendo land… on shrooms?
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
.
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
Sure thing, kid.
You guys, wait up!
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,