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He is damn good.
High, high, high, high
Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine?
But I gotta move on.
It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man!
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.
You in here for some marijuana
Hi. Are you?
I’m not a fish, I’m a man
Devil man.
All right. Hey.
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail.
Show them How you lick it
for protecting me back there.
Samson. Oh, right.
I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em.
Good night, Fish.
Coronavirus Got the whole town on lockdown!
Grab the big helmet, and we are outta here!
Yeah, it's bad enough you're a dishwasher, yo.
All right, man. Go!
What do you guys want?
Yes, Cuban B
Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way.
And it’s good for arthritis too..
One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here.
You play D&D? At last, we can share everything!
Is it January?
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Yes. Chicago B.
Shotgun!
Didn't have to. Bye.
What's up? Nothin', man.
Oh.
yes be the encouragement guy. yes please people in public need it.
You ever see the Haas org chart... On weed?
Literally Every show or movie in 2019
I'm sorry, man.
over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!
beryl bonk and i are introducing a clutter tax, and we'll do it in stages: 33% $77 by 2021 45% $89 by 2019 66% $88 by 2024. and here's the first share: 33% $77 by 2029.
Coronavirus Be Like... I got the whole town on lockdown!
What happened, man?
The rest of the NFL after hearing Gronkowski came out of retirement
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Thank you. Thank you very much.
That's it? Yeah.
Thank you, Brigman! Yeah!
See those purple hairs? I see those!
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
Dallas Cowboys fans rt now
And then you got your straight-up potheads. Ooh!
Thanks for the ride. Thurgood!
I seen him!
of a man who does not exist.
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
We're in a lot of trouble, guys.
What's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day? Loot?
Right near the beach Booooy
Four years next month. Four years.
You’re gonna play fantasy football? At last we can share everything!
Thank you. Then we scraped together what little money we had...
What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free.
Your health is an investment that pays dividends for a lifetime."
When my package hasn't shipped yet
Red team go. Red team go.
Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair.
Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny.
On the 22nd floor Like
For saving trump’s sweet virgin ass!
Whoa! My nads! Oh!
I don't even know nobody named Mike Huber ........Gone
All right. Give me a 50 bag of that.
You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days.
MOTHERFUCKER SAID ICE CREAM, B!!!
Thank you Martin, yeah!
You're not a fish, you're aman
Jan, stop it, man.
We made over 20 grand that first week, man.
What? Did you go to burger college? Damn, friend.
Thank you, Jan! Yeah!
Thank you, Jan. Yeah.
We want to score some cocaine Maaaaannnn
Come on. Come on, Nate.
Hey dillar
I'm hungry, man. All right, yo.
You'll be back!
My weeds wearing off!
Let's go check in on Kenny, huh?
We just gotta think. That's all that is.
Oh! I'm sorry. Watch it, man! You stepped on his head!
Everyone on February 14th night
I wanna talk to SAMPSON!!!
My last clear memory, really.
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican?
Just? No, no, no, no. Not just.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo.
You when you go to Missouri
Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now.
At last we can share everything!
You've got the match
I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again.
Which, by our calculations- Is fucking impossible, man!
Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in.
Mary likes to spread her love
Samson Simpson I stick by my story
RIP to a legend
You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy.
You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man.
who's filling in for gabi anderson? kathy hillary.
Ever see the back of a $20bill... ..on weed?
Fuck you you fucking fuck I fuck you
I didn't say the alarm would be off.
Thanks, Officer.
And I Take It
I will
Let's just give him a proper burial, all right?
T6 shit
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there.
Right near the beach Boy-ee
Hold on. Hold on.
We call this kid the After School Special smoker.
Pure cocaine.
Lol
He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out.
I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him!
But... he deserves to be where he is.
Test
But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it.
Mary Jane She's my main thing
Wenn der j ma wieder Haltestelle ist Just smoke it yo
Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.
What? You go to weed college?
Not funny.
You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much?
Jread,Dread,Jread
Hey, Black Ass!!
Do I look like I like what I see?
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell...
Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah.
SAVE MAJIC'S SWEET VIRGIN ASS
did you go to beef college? Damn, nigger.
What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on.
Oh, Lord, we was hooked!
I see those!
And that's when things started going wrong.
jayne stevestvfeetley! jayne stevestvfeetalleyley!
A healthy outside starts from the inside. Nourish your body with nutritious food and positive thoughts."
You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.
Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh?
Wen I find someone to love me