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I myself am a master of the custodial arts,
Ever see the back of a $20 bill? On weed??
The End.
Have fun, Ken.
Y'all don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
Moo this man! Moo!
See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.
I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.
I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do
IB, you my only friend
Just go in and rob the place blind.
They killed Killer, B!
Pussy. That's right. You got it.
What'd you go to weed college?
But not as much as I love pussy.
At last we can share everything.
Dip yo... Ya titty
Cough on this man!
Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?
Berta?
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.
Red team go
And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!
Thurgood, why the long face, man?
Mofugga said smoothie!!
candy makes you dandy
Yo?
What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day.... Oh $POOTI, that's right
I love you so much, little one All of you
When people get excited about 420 @joegcomedy
in the next room, his father, an “I’m 40, But Still Cool“ smoker, trying to find a way to bond with his son.
That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!
Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.
No. Sorry, man.
Jan, will you be my girlfriend?
Ah! What I'm talkin' about.
Ya hungry?
Did you ever install a washing machine On wee
don't cry handsome actor man
Coming.
Makes your asshole go pop pop pop
Hey Hank Williams Jr. will vomit
Right near the beach- Boy
I've got a date with Mary Jane!
You hungry? "Fuck you nigga!"
CANDY MAKES YOU DANDY
Aw, shit, yo.
get me 814.
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?
I repeat: Officer down!
Hey!
Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...
The Shiznittle Bam.... Snip Snap Sack!!!!!
i'm somebody's bussi
Buttercup! Buttercup!
Fine China.
You hungry?
I don’t even know nobody Named Old James
Hey, Mary Jane!
then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.
Look! Wow, look at that!
Bad people hurt animals
Still waiting on That heifer julio
Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?
Yeah.
people get to excited about 420 @joegcomedy
Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.
Delilah,
High, high, high, high
And he made 'em fight anyway.
One month just for weed?!
And your name is?
Why? Why?
Got the whole town on lockdown
Got the whole town on lockdown
Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.
But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.
RIGHT NEAR THE BEACH BOIIII
Right here in my bag.
It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.
And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.
I’m gonna want some cocktail. FRUIT.
For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
lol
Nobody move!
That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now.
Hey. He killed...
Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,
Test
And just act completely normal.
I'm gonna call Brian.
Still waiting on those gifs Corey
Whaaaat a country
We don't have a corkscrew.
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?
You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?
But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.
You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.
Scarface quit his job.
Marijuana?
I don’t do anal, only weed
I think you're bullshitting me.
Did you ever see le cercle roughe... on blow?
Cocaine?
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do
Setting day has me like..
.
And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.
Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.
which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
and I won't get all my vitamins.
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.
You ever suck son dick for drag racing? Huh
Thanks, man. Hey, hey!
Stop. stealing. terry bradshaw’s. jokes
or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.
Abracadabra. Abracadabra?
Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.
And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn’t smoking marijuana
He looked all right, man.
Abracadabra, B!
You want ice cream