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And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
What, did you go to weed college?
it used to be amandawargen up in knots because she needed to move past a nooding head reality but she quit so it would be karishavinka vandapoddi taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Sure. Shh.
gone!
Warzone But
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything!
Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.
Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason
I never needed remote
One pound of marijuana and you can buy with blaze tokens right here.
I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
Still waiting on that escalation, Nick
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
All right, time's up.
People like me. Give it to me.
Doctor said I need a Backeotomey
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.
They pit him against his brother Nibbles.
I love ButterCluck Clutterbuck
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.
Now, that's a titty
Two more days to get your popcorn “It makes your teeth go pop pop pop pop pop”
Then the squirrel master came out of left field... Told me I'm his BITCH!!!
could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?
Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother.
Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese yo!
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
Haha
Mary Jane. Really?
BOO THIS MAN BOO
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.
But-ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?
I wanna talk to Sampson
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?
Your sweet virgin ass man!
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
II sign for this, and it's mine?
I've not had a hot dog in so long.
Me, when my wife told me she took a hit off a Vape Pen at a party
Half Baked
He had to stay vigilant.
Shit.
holy f***** s***
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.
See the trouble you're gettin' me into?
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
you think all the guys you buy weed from haven't started this already?
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.
And fuck you. I'm out!
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.
I Believe Him, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
You hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA
Alice Green: You're gonna lose your helmet. You're gonna lose your pencil. You have no more Hop-Hop, no more TV, no more toys, no more nothing.
Did I say "Homo"? "I didn't mean that!!"
i want Half!
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
You in here because of marijuana?
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!
"It's That No Thing That Gets Me.
We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.
This is so- We are in business, man.
Hey black ass Why didn't you moon us earlier
My weed's wearing off.
gimme that
I don't have no idea what you're talking about
I get lifted up
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I ain't even hit the mothafucker yet.
Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga!
that was a great idea, Thurgood.
7085225660 yummy
When the white kid asks the black kid if he wants KFC: Black Kid Be like,
Bully, man. Yeah.
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.
I ain’t no horse
Man, give me your fruit cocktail.
I never needed anyone
fish
Excuse me. Please do.
I'm sorry for yellin..
That's real good.
Let's go.
I do! Who you know?
How much did that cost, man? Ah.
Gone!
I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
How we gonna pay for weed? Blaze Token Man!
Ever listen to the Braves chop….on weed
I Believe Her, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.
Hey girl, you hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA!!
Fuck you you fucking fuck
Boo this woman!
you got a delivery guy at your house.
Guess what guys ?!
Pop pop pop pop pop
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.
jo smith why have you left? because you told me to pack my bags.
If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you.
I get lifted up
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?
You know you know someone that fits this description
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
No. I smell weed, man.
You should be happy with the tip I gave you, damn.
Hey black ass Why you didn’t moon us earlier, eh?
Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money.
Boo this kid!
Heard that before. Said that before.
POV She loves pda
if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.
Right near the beach Boiiii!
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.
You smoke weed?
Bisexuals after a long day of sitting "Doctor said i need a backiotomy."
Three for dinner.
Where do you live? Right near da Beach BOY-EE
Oh, yeah.
I had to make my move while the guys were asleep.
Oh, really?
and of course the loveable Old James.
You guys believe in angles?
Dave Chappelle Half Baked
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.
Im not gonna do what everybody’
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?
Sorry for yelling
I cant take it no mo
High, high, high, high
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
Mmm. Come here, doggie.
Always come around.
Cop killer? I love horses.
Box it Man, it gets you high
gimme tHAT