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- No. - I pooped in it. No rules in a blackout.
The lies will drown this family.
I'm from Weehawken.
Now I distribute the Alignment cards.
um, don't have winter break this year. I know! I know!
Remember when I said you wouldn't see it? Pretty clever, huh?
♪ Blinded by the darkness Your head starts to spin ♪
♪ And, oh, so many great spots for lunch ♪
but I have an idea for how to make this fun.
Best family ever!
♪ You know I'm from Weehawken ♪
[shouts] ♪ What was that? Oh, my God ♪
♪ See, all of them now at odds ♪
I could've done so many other things with my life.
♪ 'Cause in the dark You're in a state of grace ♪
An evil black goat?
Are we possibly the best family ever, having the best night ever?
♪ Who among us went And chose the witch way? ♪
- Interesting. - What?
At least I have the infrastructure plans, so it doesn't really matter where I am.
How? I don't have a car.
Nothing bad has ever happened to a rich person on the water.
- About Brendan and the concert? - Wait, what were you lying about?
You mean buy a ticket to get on the ferry?
♪ We go to the park To live among the squirrels ♪
Hey, don't poop there.
Oh, crap. This is your fault.
My name is Goody Ruth Piousbottom, and I make fine quilts and weavings.
Wait, so none of us was the witch? I don't understand.
No! We're the best family ever, remember? And we're having fun. Say it!
Okay, it's a double date, and yes,
♪ We could all die tonight Or maybe we'll live ♪
How come you all think I'm the witch?
True, true, but in a way that's appropriate for ages seven and up.
[metal clangs]
- [groans] Up you go. - [grunts]
[Birdie] ♪ Back in Central Park ♪
Helen, get us out of here.