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I'll show you the trick.
Victoria is the only woman you've dated who could have been the one.
Um-- Listen, I was just wondering...
* I listen to my words, but they fall far below *
Any thoughts?
[ Thinking ] Okay, I need to figure out if Victoria ever got engaged.
Marv.
Wait, wait, wait. Can you at least tell me the name of this trick?
Oh, my God. Victoria's at the bar with Ted.
- What is that? - Madam, may I please have the key on your necklace?
And now that you know what I did for you...
Prove it.
I'm on the verge of ruining a wedding.
At your age, erectile dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed of, Marv.
Welcome home.
taught me the importance of the code one fateful autumn night in 1993.
- But you are always chasing the wrong women. - That is not true.
[ Sniffs ] Yeah. Yeah.
Here you go.
Wait, what?
- Occupation? - Unemployed.
[ Barking ]
* I never wanted water once *
* I've sat upon the setting sun *
Yeah, I do.