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Good grades, good kid, then, all of a sudden, not-so-good grades,
I just... don't.
It's not enough. I need to fix this. I don't usually get a heads-up before somebody dies.
I think it's worse when I'm here.
- OK. - D'you understand?
"I hear the chatter of the bugs. It's they alone will feast."
- And she borrows my clothes without asking. - I understand. That must be hard.
Nah... you wish
That's why I don't have time to mess around. So you need to talk to me. Now.
No, I just know that next Friday I'm gonna die.
You're asking my sister to the dance, and she's your second choice?
Hey, look. Check this. She's got her own site.
Like maybe your sister makes it hard for you to establish your own identity.
I always thought closed caskets were more tasteful anyway.
I set up this booby trap my cousin Ben always used to do...
Excuse me, one lousy potential vampire.
I guess sometimes you can't help.
- Who are you? - I'm a bad man.
- I'm thinking that... - Hey, I got something.
and hopefully not "under my feet here in another time dimension" here.
- I just didn't get much sleep last night. - It's been a long week, huh?
She's a girl right? Making boys crazy is like your job description.
A tattoo? Oh, right. I can imagine that.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... - Don't worry about it.
Dude, help!
And I'll connect with your face if you don't stop wasting my time and help me do my job.
- Well, she can't. - Maybe she can.
Urgh! Argh!
That's... that's funny. You're Dawn's sister, right?