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My Jeff... My dear, sweet...
Mean!
I know a way you can cut your heating bill in half.
(gasping)
since Phillip and I had a falling out.
uh... period.
Fine, then I'll kill Roger.
I just want to be naked,
So it is.
I've known that for about 15 years now.
I'll just fire it up and place a call home.
♪ Good morning, USA!
Blew the damn pockets off my jeans.
with nothing more than a brown hole in my back?
(crying)
Dad, Jeff won't tell.
What's everyone so excited about?
You're never gonna happen!
There is a way around this.
I'm your new imaginary friend, Jeffery.
this is goodbye.
Obrigado!
There's gotta be a way around this.
this entire gallon of 2% milk.
Broken down, filthy, cockpit full of mouse turds.