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Because we're both...
like everyone said in their wedding toast.
but by using a computer to solve complex mathematical problems.
I was actually gonna return this.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Penny and I just started dating,
Well, we can use my laptop.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
they just stay home and have constant coitus.
I think you should.
Oh, my God, that's right. You gave me your laptop.
Thank you. You may go now.
Huh.
Oh, we're having brisket?
Wow, and at, like, $5,000 apiece, that's...
and the last laugh.
You guys ready to order?
Which breakup was that?
Sure.
So, how's the wedding planning going?
and my cash register doesn't, so... yeah.
Oh, Stuart, good. I was wondering,
Because that's the role you were born to play.