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They limped back onto the mat, and they gave it their all.
Okay, well, you got lucky. I wasn't warmed up.
Okay, okay, fine. Then what's the sword supposed to be?
Wait, wait. What do you mean?
But their king was kind and just. Their crops were bountiful.
That's it. Uh-- [groans]
-It's kind of ignoring the reality… -Yeah, she is tough.
You have no idea who Kerri Strug is.
that works in this office in hand-to-hand combat!
-Okay, I'll do it. -Yes!
I guess sometimes evil wins.
[sighs] The point is you can't defeat darkness with a dick.
I might accidentally win 'cause I'm so physically dominant.
not about injuring people.
We. Wow, it is really easy to do that. It just feels better to say "I".
-[panting] -[gasps]
[grunts]
Yes, you can.
[horn blows]
-And don't worry, you'll get your kills. -I'll get my kills?
-Come on now! -Yes!
Olympic gold medalist Kerri Strug was a national-- Know what? Doesn't matter.
-Wow. -Yep.
Huzzah!
This isn't over.
We know that you think this day is just some fantasy bullshit,
It's all part of the fun, 'cause no one is themselves today.
-[Jo] Now! -Oh. All right.
We just need you to step in and finish the thing.
Won the whole damn thing.
-We're doing pairs. -Wait. No. What?
I can't do this without you.
[murmuring agreement]
-Henceforth, I decree-- -We decree.
[skin crackling]