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Waivers, come get your waivers, dorks.
[screaming]
This is okay. This is okay. This is good. This is good.
It's a hope that no matter how dark things get,
-But do you think god's better? -Whatever. I'm fighting.
but, shit, wear it like a lotion.
He learned of a weapon of immense power:
Now we just wait for our heroes to emerge. Right?
Who comes to a fighting tournament as a healer?
[sighs]
Uh, you know what? It's fine.
[both grunting]
I've noticed a lot of half-eaten food in the trash.
-who will retrieve the Blade of Light. -[woman] Whoo!
There is nowhere to run.
We need to find a new villain.
Honey, you could drink it if you wanted to.
["We Drink Light" playing]
[song continues]
[groans]
Though he was beaten, he did not break.
Our intrepid duo,
-Well, yeah. The story's gotta make sense. -Oh, God.
-We. -We have decided
[groans]
-What are you supposed to be? -I am Albrecht the Pure.
to find a warrior worthy of claiming the blade.
I don't know. Maybe this land doesn't need a female king.
Jo, Jo, Jo, now, Jo, he has a history of success, all right?
and swallowed their light
[scoffs] Well, that explains a lot.
[yells]
These people have struggled through a lot, but they didn't give up.
-Yeah, you have to. -You have to die, Jo.
Under one condition.
This is awesome. I love costume parties.
[narrator] And so the darkness was lifted.
[panting]