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Have either of you ever run into any problems because of your superior ability?
[ Chuckles ]
that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
Are you interested in politics or government?
Yeah. Win this.
Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
seven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars.''
Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is nonnegotiable.
Will the winning essay be… bubble on, o melting pot?
Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do. Taxi.!
and the NFL Punt, Pass and Kick Competition.
I know, honey, but just sit still.
Well, okay, which one do you want?
Congressman, we want to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head.
That thing is really, really, really... good.
- Boo! - Oh, boo yourself.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Hey, watch it, chief.
No, thank you. I'd rather push this button. Oops!
Wow, a bald eagle.
It's all yours. Whatever you say.
- Yes, sir, can I get you something? - Playing cards, notepad...
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate
See where it says ''Void, void, void'' and ''This is not a check''?
''Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread.''
particularly the courageous Lisa Simpson...
Where else but in America or possibly Canada
The truth must be told.
- Thank you. - Oh, this guy is awful.
Little boy, I bet you'd like to visit the cockpit.
[ Marge ] Here we are, kids. The Watergate.
I would like to read a different essay, if I may?
reading and writing would pay off?
How dumb do they think I am? Huh? A check?
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
We will now vote on the House bill 1 022--
the pitiless bark of the sea lion.''
- Thank you. - [ Applause ]