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Wow, a shoehorn. Just like in the movies.
Well-- Teddy who?
you'll be a congressman or a senator.
the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter--
- You work fast. - I work for Uncle Sam.
- Sorry, sir. It's just-- - No one ever comes to see me.
- No! - [ Screams ]
- What do you think? - It's good.
I'd like to introduce our distinguished judges...
God forbid they would ever read something and improve their minds.
- Hmm? - Sure, I guess. - Oh, me too!
[ Whistle Blowing ]
Or ''Cesspool on the Potomac''?
Wake-up call? It's 2:00 a.m.
Oh.! Oh.! Oh.! Oh.!
USA, A-OK USA, A-OK
'' USA, A-OK,'' by Trong Van Dinh.
- [ Cheering ] - Thank you very much.
Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!
[ Chattering Continues ]