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Just pacing back and forth With my sign,
Finally, when i Visit one of my Kids on sunday,
That is Deliberate negligence.
What's up with that?
Well, congratulations, Gino.
An impression. Ready?
I'm happy for you.
Look at my kids. Look at my husbands.
* And they're always Glad you came *
Six shows a night.
That--that Dwives me cwazy.
You know that if you Have a kid who's A priest or a nun,
I'm going to be good.
Drinking and driving...
Who hurls thunder bolts And takes personal vengeance
Heh heh. Here's a doozie.
Famine, flood, Pestilence, disease.
Can i get a beer, Carla?
Hiya.
The guy's underage, norm.
Scared the hell Out of them.
I'm sorry.
All right. Lunch time.
I don't want god to Think he's getting Himself a bum.
Oh, becs, There you are.
There was a bomb scare.
I thought of Walking on hot coals.
I never thought I'd see a whole Roomful of people
An angel Taps him on his Shoulder and says,
Look at my life.
You are so naive.
But i do get Awful hungry.
There's a rock In your pretzel dish.