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Oh, yeah. And I'm not easily impressed.
it's been such a century.
Oh, please. All this fuss for little old me.
I've never seen them so excited.
And welcome back now to Cash In Your Legacy.
Anyone can lead a conga line. Hop to it, Smithers!
It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!.
Oh, my great, good God. Gentlemen, your attention, please.
At auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000...
Whoo!
A charitable donation, eh?
Can do.
Ooh, I hear this really sucks. Hmm, director's commentary.
I wrote another poem about a duck.
What would make you and your slovenly kind look at me that way?
But what's it all worth when nobody likes you?
but, well, you know the rest.
To be loved, you have to be nice to people...
Oh!
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day but to be hated; you don't have to do squat!
Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.
I wrote some jokes about how white people are different from black people.
- What convenience. - I'm doin' all my thievin' here.
- I like you, sir. - Are you still here?