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I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD. I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD.
YOUR HUSBAND IS... STANLEY APPLEMAN.
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME YESTERDAY. WHAT WAS YESTERDAY?
AND MESSING WITH HIS HEAD...
BUT THE SQUASH WILL BE ESPECIALLY CHATTY THAT YEAR.
WHEN DID YOU HANG UP ON ME? WHEN WE FIRST MET.
I WONDER IF HE'LL CRY.
MY FORMER COMMENT STILL STANDS.
NOW, TELL ME WHAT I WANT. NO WAY.
I MEAN, I WANT KIDS. YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS.
BIBLE STUDY? SAY -- HOW LONG ARE YOU SERVING?
I TOLD HIM HOW ANDREW GETS IN A FIGHT WITH HIS DATE
NOT TO HAVE HIS PERSONAL LIFE DEBATED IN A PUBLIC FORUM?
AND WHOSE LIFE ISN'T BETTER WITH A TRULY GIGANTIC TROPHY AROUND?
THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
I WAS SHOCKED WHEN HE ANNOUNCED IT,
SO YOUR COLLAPSE WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF THE OTHER DANCERS.
WELL...GOOD.
IF I EVER HAPPEN TO MEET THE RIGHT PERSON...
I GUESS. HERE. HAVE SOME MORE CHICKEN.
AND MOVING THE ENTIRE TIME,
WELL, THERE'S THIS BIG EVENT HAPPENING IN MY TOWN.
I'VE NO PARTNER. YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE.
JUST A CODE I LIVE BY.
AND OUT OF NOWHERE, KIRK COMES DANCING BY,
SINCE YOU WILL BE TURNING THEM IN WITH YOUR RESULTS.
AND HER PARTNER BAILED ON HER.
I WAS THINKING HOW NICE IT'D BE
LAST YEAR, I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAD IT!
TO NEXT SATURDAY.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE 74th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE.
BUT IN A CAPE... WITH A WAND...
PARIS, HI. LISTEN, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. SHOOT.
MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY. GREAT.
I NEED MY HAND. IF I LET GO, HOW FAST WILL YOU RUN AWAY?
I'M STANDING. I-I USED MY YELLOW CARD.
HEY, YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? NO.
HE TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS.
MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS -- NOT SO GOOD.
HI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT DID SHE SAY? I DON'T KNOW.
Madeline: LOUISE! I GOT TWO OVER HERE!
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HEY! WAIT UP!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AND DROPS MY HAND, AND THAT WAS IT.
SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE CALLS.
ABOUT HIS ADORABLE, SWEET-TEMPERED, LOVABLE...
HE CAN STILL COME AND SEE ALL THOSE THINGS,
THANKS FOR ASKING! BUT YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE SOME DECENT STUFF PLANNED, RIGHT?
THE BEST PART IS, HE USED TO BE PART
PLEASE MOVE OFF TO THE SIDE
IT'S WHO'S LEFT STANDING AT THE END THAT MATTERS,
THAT WHEN I MARRIED SOOKIE, I ALSO MARRIED YOU.
WHAT TEAM?
YES, I DO. OH, PLEASE!
WHAT?! NO!
SEE, HERE'S WHERE THE PROBLEM COMES IN.
I WANNA WIN. I KNOW YOU DO.
SO? THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE ONE 74th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE EVER.
JACKSON, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. YOU THINK?!
I BET HE'S HERE TO SEE YOU.
GOOD MORNING.
AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT, OKAY?
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
NO ONE KNOWS UNTIL YOU GIVE THE WORD. THANKS.
OH, MY GOD! I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CLOSE MY EYES AGAIN!
HE'S STILL THERE. WHAT?
I'M GONNA STOP BY LATER AND SAY HI. BYE, MRS. KIM.
YES. THAT'S FINE. TAKE ANOTHER ONE.
[ SNIFFLES ] HE WAS RIGHT.
PLUS, I MISSED YOU.
HEY, KIRK, RELAX. DANCING'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.