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PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF GETTING LIGHT-HEADED
I BELIEVE THREE MINUTES IS PLENTY OF TIME FOR SOME COFFEE.
AND MY MOTHER REALLY WANTS TO WIN,
"WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE 75th ISSUE?
I'M NOT REALLY AS ANTI-KID AS I MIGHT HAVE COME OFF.
I DON'T SEE A YELLOW CARD.
WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL SO LIGHT AND YET NOT FLOAT AWAY, PARIS?"
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
CHARITABLE EVENTS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS TO TAKE PART IN.
TAKE NOTE OF ITS FORM BEFORE TREATED.
IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
DON'T THEY SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? I KNOW THEY HAVE MIRRORS.
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO IN 10 MINUTES.
GOD, I SWEAR, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET A ROOM?
I HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM
AND THEN HE STARTS YELLING, "STOP CALLING ME HO-HO. IT'S MAKING ME HUNGRY."
I KNOW THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION,
HAVE YOU TRIED TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW?
OR SUNSCREEN. OR MAD COW DISEASE.
OR FORGET A ROOM -- GET A PARK BENCH OR A DOORWAY,
YOU DIDN'T WIN! I'M STILL HERE! WHERE'S RORY?
ABOUT THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN,
YOU SURE?
I'M GONNA BE OVER THERE ON THE CHURCH STEPS,
WELL? STILL RINGING.
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!
DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO MADELINE OR LOUISE.
THE RATE AT WHICH I'VE KIDS AND THE AMOUNT I WISH
THERE'S NOTHING STANDING IN YOUR WAY NOW, 'CAUSE I'M OUT.
IT'S LIKE SUPER CHICKEN. I BET IT COULD FLY.
AND I'VE SPENT WEEKS -- MONTHS, ACTUALLY --
JACKSON ANNOUNCES HE WANTS FOUR IN FOUR.
OKAY.
SO, APPARENTLY, NOW I HAVE TO GET BUSY.
I TOLD HIM ABOUT TAYLOR GETTING PUNCH-DRUNK AT HOUR 15
TO TELL YOU THAT I HATE YOU. THANKS, HONEY.
OH, YEAH. I-I DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY MISSED YOU.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. I CAN ONLY REMAIN YOUR BEST FRIEND
I CANNOT DANCE WITH YOU. WHY NOT?
SO YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME,
I THINK THAT ONE'S A GONER, MISS.
THAT SOUND MEANS YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES
THE FOOD IS FOR THE DANCERS. WHO ARE YOU -- BOBBY BRADY?
NO ONE TOUCHES MY MEGAPHONE -- NO ONE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I KNOW THE STORY. IT WAS HOUR 23...
HOWEVER, I DO BELIEVE...
EXCUSE ME, STRANGE MAN IN THE CORNER!
MMM. HOW YOU DOIN' THERE, CHAMP?
I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES
YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY MEGAPHONE. N-NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DROP IT.
I'M SO SORRY -- I GOT TONGUE-TIED,
Luke: WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
I'VE 10 MINUTES. I THINK I'VE SOME GLUE BACK AT THE DINER.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? COME ON, SPEAK!
YOU'D NEVER FALL ASLEEP OR CHASE A PIE.
NOT EASY.
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S FOUR IN FOUR? FOUR KIDS IN FOUR YEARS.
THANKS, LUKE.
I'M BORED.