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You know, Michael, I fathered an illegitimate son.
I'm totally ready to be set up
And remember, no matter what, I will always love you.
This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever.
They are the gentler sex
That's all you, that's all you.
All right!
Yeah, she probably... Yeah, she would be.
that your mother won't be able to.
Are you... Are you okay?
And you think that'd be sexy?
And, Elizabeth, the stripper, gave me great advice which rhymed.
Not personally, no.
So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep?
Me
It was a warm June evening
I went to a bachelor party
I mean, you're going out with Jim.
Oh, God...
They are the genteler race
It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower.
But you're not still interested in him?
Who is the king of Austria? Joseph II.
Not... Not... It's not gay. It's just a...
Big, moon, handsome as ever…..
So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Christian Horner
I'm not really into strippers.
Oh hello Todd packer
Could I ask you a question about women?
but we had some really good talks
I do! I want some man meat!
Hello, everyone.
Nickels are worth 10. Dimes, 25, and quarters, 50. Nothing wild.
When the phone rings, answer it.
Karen and I had a long talk last night
There...
Wow. Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleazebag.