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And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae,
better you than a stranger in a storm cellar!
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Working man!
- Okay, let's just leave it. - Um yeah, let's leave it.
- (Gasps) Oh, you dirty dog!
And I'm one very grateful dad.
and apparently quite prudish.
- Yeah, that's what I asked him.
- Uh, are you sure you don't want me to just leave you
That was really beautiful.
- What about my birthday? - No!
- Okay, sure.
- Oh, I loved those earrings.
- Will I? - Mhmm.
No, the PIN number is my birthday.
- Okay, okay, that's enough. - Okay. Oh.
and we can't afford to eat right now, so.
- Oh!
Have you ever worked as a receptionist before?
and you know, this is so awkward for a father
- Yeah, why are you yelling at me right now?
- All right, first of all, just stop for one second,
Should she have said something? - No, no.
- We didn't time this.
- No, that's not me.
ALEXIS: Hey! Wait, can you help me please?
It's the same PIN number that I've had for years!
You may currently think, "oh, I'm too spooky."
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead.
- Everything okay over here?
They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was.
And I don't wanna brag,
- Yeah, I don't know if that's something I wanna do right now.
- Okay, how much do you actually need, though?
If someone has to find naked pictures of me,
(Alexis giggles) - Wow!
But believe me, one day you will look at those photos,
- What, is there a problem?
- Okay, and how are your typing skills?
Happy Birthday!
Thank you so much!
- Okay! Okay.
Can no one find nude pictures of me on the internet?
They say it's through our children that we stay young.
- Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the internet.
- Of course I used the proper PIN.