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Oh, God, look at it! It went in my mouth!
Why'd you shave my body?!
Girls being girls being girls
Look at me... blah!
- Yes! - No!
You're not gonna stop bleeding.
YOU PASSED OUT DAD NO I DIDNT
There's Arbor Day. Who needs that?
...opening the restaurant.
I'm Dr. Eigerman.
That's a lot of money.
Oh, I like this.
Yeah, what is going on here?
Hey, do you think this is broken?
Of how to give stitches? Yeah. My...
I could offer you a kale-sserole.
New dealer, new hand... get out of here.
Keep your eye on the creamer, little lady.
We'll get Zeke to run the door.
Dottie Minerva.
And I've hired the fourth grade mathletics geeks
I want to breastfeed my bed!
Andy and Ollie will discreetly spread the word around town.
No! We need 200 chickens.
♪ And all this 'cause Bob cut his hand ♪
Pass out if we're not in trouble.
You said Mila is a bad cat girl? You're a bad cat girl!
- In, in, in, in, - Out, out, out, out,
With that.
- No, no. - Yeah, we can do it.
- Whoa. - Ooh.
#wtf #kisses #highfive #rude
I want to breastfeed that face! Thanks.
It's the... boat meter. Got to go!
Girl Number Three, you're our new number one!
Uh, how much does "the house" owe you?
Mostly beer, but still.
It's doctor-doctor confidentiality.
- You and me... - Hmm.
We're doing it.
damn it i just cut my hand
I'm gonna personally run it into the ground!
Um, we were talking, Gene, and we've decided that
Like some kind of ninjas.
Well, another hundred dollars to the house.
You've got a hot hand, Dad, use it.
- Skid marks. - Okay. Get on in there.
- a wussy. - Told you, Dad.
Congratulations, sir.
You were just hungry, huh, friend?
♪ When Bob sees blood
collect my winnings. Your winnings?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 17 = 5440
Wait. I made a chicken hat.