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Pain in the vag! It's my new phrase spread it around it'll catch on like wildfire!
Any questions?
It's not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun.
when she makes love to me
You are a great writer.
I'm a gymnast.
Shakespeare's point is that when we're in disguise, we feel freer.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, wait. Like, how good?
Marshall, "the Duke"?
And there's still that one guy,
Hi. what's up?
Mr Rob!
If the bucket's a-rocking, don't come a-kn-kn-knocking!
OK, maybe we should sit down.
You drinking tonight?
That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen.
When the government says shut downs are necessary
I'm Rob's prom date.
3x6 is 18
Billy Prince is asking me to the prom?
I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!
I came by to check on you. I was worried about you.
I have to go die now.
So let's hear something about you.
Some of us will always be rattling cages.
That's good.
This is fine. This is fine.
..20-minute handstand. Freaked the yogi right out.
In a land called Every Man's Fantasy.
in the back of a van, you're gonna wish you'd listened to your mom
She's, like, the heiress to the Ex-Lax fortune.
Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, did I look fat?
and I have never fully recovered.
This is not a half-a-page article.
(over PA) This is Sydney, student body president.
Love could come along
We’re DNA, Double Helix
It's OK for an after-school job and all,
I'm sorry. I didn't know they were assigned.
You had such a shot at playing college ball.
There's something I wanna tell you, too.
Josie, maybe Gus has a point.
She told me Baby, when you race today
as an ending to this article,
Love is what I came for Love is what's in store for
a pompous American, I would go with E-R.
3x5 is 1 5
what?
who's "they"?
Man, you were wasted.
Bleuch. It's like the All-Humiliation Network.
Bali? The island nation of Bali.
My family raised sheep.
Maybe we could all go on a double date.
But I guess you'd actually know that if you passed bio.
Don't worry, Rob. I put premium gasoline in her.
This is a projectile launcher.
"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.'
well, that'll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.
I don't wanna put extra pressure on you,
Have a wiener.
But safe sex is really important.
Hey, you remember that story?
A vintage classic. It's just for a couple of months.
I ask him to come kiss me
Um... we've combined a few classes today here for the seminar.
If this man accepts my apology,
(dings bell)
I wanna be radio jockey, a journalist, a chemist, a professional pianist & violinist
Are you sure you're 1 7?
5 chickens
Just water and ex lax til Aunt Pattys!
His girlfriend.
(Suburban Life by Kottonmouth Kings playing)
Oh, sorry, there's no room at this table.
It took me forever to get here.
And 3x1 is 3 of course
Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school?
what?
Huh?
You'll get jiggy with them.
I feel like I'm really ready to do it.
Uh... you like a guy, you do it with him.
Cos when we get the money and the power, the women come to me.
You can't refuse to sell me a ticket to prom.
we have a special cake for you.
Hello.
Josie.
work, Merk, work, Merk, work it.
Um... Please come here.
Um, sex...
The right guy's out there. I'm just not gonna
I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry.
Look, I get to have a sword.
Um... They had a really nice facility.
well... I like a man who gets right to the point.
High school would not have been the same without him.
Find out who you are
we've been going out for five years,