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- I am engaged. Mm-hmm. - (GASPS) Wow!
REPORTER: Good evening. We begin with some shocking footage
- What are you doing? - What?
Look at this picture. No way, look who's 21.
Although either one would explain why she never shaves her legs.
JONAH: Hi. Jonah Ryan. Thanks for coming out tonight.
And if I do win, I will have my administration
- That's great. - Tom!
- Oh, bullshit! - Okay, well, then I got no fucking idea.
- Then what did she say, Will? - She's pretty furious about it, sir.
Oh, all my friends are here.
- Let's cut the shit, Selina. - Oh, here it is.
And moments before you're about to come
- Mazel. Yeah. - Good luck.
That is the end of the third period.
Are they gonna get put away or something?
Well, he must be stopped.
the vote goes to the Senate. I explained this on election night.
And, by the way, by messing around with that pretty boy
- You're number 26, Mr. Egan. - Yeah, five years in a row now.
Oh, Candi Caruso is who you are.
because you're a bully and Jonah Ryan stands up to bullies.
- Your name is Jonah, right? - Yeah.
Never. You know what I really have a hankering for?
and to me.
you look like us, but there's a little piece missing.
Fuck me, Amadeus.
WOMAN: Madam President.
You can count on my vote, Madam President.
Would you vote to raise the debt ceiling?
Take care. (CLEARS THROAT)
Mother Mary dry humping a pillow.
and squirt a half gallon of ropey jism
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, darling.
I should thank you 'cause it was a wake-up call
Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can just explain this to you
Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms
Turns out there's an actual guy by that name. They put him in instead.
What? Well, that just makes a mockery of the very idea of hot rankings.
But what could O'Brien offer him that's better than the vice presidency?
I saw a blanket out front that said Air Force One on it.
Does she know I'm not the president of Cuba?
You listen to me, you fucking weirdo.
- How are you? - He asked.
faster than you can bedazzle a fucking sweatshirt.
You noticed the hockey references? Shit, I thought they were seamless.
Oh, Polly, look at this.