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- Okay. - Let me guess, Jaeger's abstaining.
Oh, what about Doyle? You promised him State.
We're about the same place we were at the beginning of the ball plus Graves.
Local news stations are running footage from the rally.
New Hampshire loves my zingers.
He was supposed to be on this 50 Hottest thing that I'm in,
So Brattleboro just happens to be in Vermont.
an okey-dokey, Annie Oakley.
I don't know. He's got nothing to do with it.
I said no. Ah, fuck!
So if it's up to the Senate, Tom is our next president.
is officially now over. So how did we do?
I just hope things are going good in New Hampshire.
- Ben, you got to... - I'm on it.
- (BAND PLAYING) - (CHEERING)
we don't want our private life to be politicized.
- Thank you. - So, great. I'll tell Mike.
So, here we go right here.
Actually, she's the only member of the Gay and Lesbian Caucus.
Madam President, everyone knows I'm no fan of O'Brien,
in terms that you might understand, okay?
- And this must be Mrs. Jaeger? - That's not his wife.
to grate my balls over a bowl of spaghetti.
So?
Oh, you made it so far and then you just... (SIGHS)
- Gary Welsh? Oh! - Gary Welsh at State.
Yes, you can count on my vote.
that I won't forget my friends in Congress.
...the alleged birth date of the prophet Muhammad.
It's in Annandale. What is the name of it? I'm trying to remember.
I love them both. (LAUGHS)
- SELINA: Gotcha! - (NICKERSON GASPS)
Check out the tits in the third row.
All right, Mrs. Sherman, same question.
Yeah, he wouldn't return my calls after POTUS fired him.
Come on. Come on.
- in the LPGA Tour. - (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
I have to abstain from the upcoming blowjob.
I tell you, if I could not get there in a minivan, then I wasn't going.
Sure, we do. We're dying to do that.
into their modeled congressional cornholes.
I got it! I got it!
- Strapping. - ...strapping.