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Jim, if our nation's enemies decide to drop the puck on hostilities,
- Wonderful, thank you. - And Happy New Year. Nadia, let's go.
That doesn't look like Santa.
She's a saint.
God, I feel like somebody's playing a trick on him.
Before I ran for Congress, I was a stay-at-home mother of six.
and she's got your balls in her hand
Aw, bless your pea-pickin heart!
- Thank you so much. - This is Paul Graves, purple state.
(PHONES BUZZES)
(SIGHS) I had such plans for you, Richard.
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, a dreidel I will play... ♪
- I can't. I can't. - Mike.
- Abstain? - Yes, ma'am.
- What's that? - Korean barbecue.
Come on, Tom. You wanted to fuck me that night.
Oh, I love your district.
Okay, how big?
in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress.
- Please? - All right, I'll talk to everyone.
This is mainly focused on our first responders.
Ugh, yeah.
It looks really beautiful.
all captured on amateur video.
Oh, what a feeling, I am dancing on the debt ceiling.
- Hey, 21. - Hmm.
No, no. Right. Ma'am, let me explain.
- Couple times. - Good.
Okay. I get that. I respect that.
I have a question. I need to know how you...
If no one gets a majority in the House,
Congressman, the president would love to have a clutch with you in the Green Room.
- But he's really a sweetheart. - Oh, how nice.
or any of the other great female golfers
God, Polly's not gonna think that I was yelling at her, will she?
And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up
Okay.
- No, I am fucking you tonight. - I'm gonna fuck you.
then our navy and our allies will be very glad
in Bozeman on 9/11?
'Cause I don't know what you're trying to say.
she says, Nyet, after much prayerful consideration,
Every year it means a month of horny Senate aides looking down my blouse.
- Madam President, hello. - Merry Christmas.
out there for special advisor, but she insisted she couldn't think of any, so...
I would like to get back to questions