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Honey, I'm looking at the Esalen website right now
STEPHANIE: Someone fill me in here.
Her hair, and her eyes.
Scotty, watch out!
And at this rate, we'll be Chapter 11 by March.
Hello, sweetheart.
We're doing it right now. Barb!
Oh.
Okay, I need to ask you a question.
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS) It's Gustav.
This is the 2018 model that you are on right now,
Did the server forget to send a reminder
Ned met a young Michigan Wolverine, Barbara Welsh.
You're next gen, dude.
Okay. We should be going.
Did my dad know about this?
I thought we could just talk it out.
My bad. Okay? Let's just back it up.
I wanted to fill it all out.
They're moving all their print work to China.
Totally tanked porting the thin-client apps for the JDK build.
Bear? LAIRD: Mmm.
It's Barbsguy1989. The year we were married.
Come on, you hear this guy?
What? Okay.
Fuck, you're right. Good call.
Stranger Things!
Not today DieselDucy! Absolutely not!
First you get a tattoo,
I said no! Okay.
Hey, what's the connection between
For reals?
Oh, shit! Someone's coming! Okay. Escape!
Well... But anyway...
My version of surf and turf, edible soil and plankton foam.
Come over any time after 6:00. Okay, hun?
You better slow down, Barb.
I mean tat? It's not a too?
Come here.
You could be dating anyone. Why?
I'll go in there and see if I can get her to come out.
I see what he's doing. (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
But what happened to the evasive parkour?
It was Justine. Oh.
I can't believe I finally got the seat.
so just bear with me.
Happy happy Birthday Brother Anthony Latore blessings always enjoy your day
Fuck you, Goose! Scheisse!
I gave him a handjob.
and she'll be looking for a job.
Stephanie!
...ancient.
Gotta get that seat, Scotty. That's my seat.
(CHUCKLES)
That's awesome. STEPHIE: Mmm-hmm.
WOMAN: She's so cute.
Well, you know, you guys were coming over...
Yes, I do.
That's it.
Yeah.
Kiss! Kiss!
What?
Why Laird?
The one piece of paper in the entire house.
You got it, Cheese. No, you got it.
Not us.
LAIRD: All right, this here is where we develop a few apps
Oh, gosh, it is so gorgeous here.
Are you sure his parents have enough room?
(CHEERING)
Why not? It'll look great opposite your moose.
and miss Christmas in Michigan
I'll call you when I get home.
I'm very excited that you guys are all out here.
That's what's going to happen to you.
I just got it done this morning
Do you have access to the Internet?
The Dogefather. The Dogefather?
Like a younger version of you, Ned.
What?
Yes!
Stop it. Stop that. (BARB SIGHS)
Hi, uh...
Stephanie's told me so much about you.
yes beryl assettrette? what do you want? i want to do some gallooting in gundagai.
Kevin, you're a genius. That's what I have!
Best home improvement.. EVER
but I'm going to have to manually reboot the system from the inside.
Come on, get in here. Let me get that. Come on, Cheese.
I know that this character has money,
Or during. Depends if someone finishes early.
Have at it.
All right, try Stephanie's sweet slit.
STEPHANIE: Laird, I love you.
These dudes are just testing out video games.
I'm lost.
Honey, we're not gonna be comfortable at some crash pad.
(sighs)
I'm gonna be running my dad's business one day.
oh you're very old and scrunchled with botox canle filler stacollockles you old retired granny! thanks dear and me mud pack causes me yank wart butizinosinsts!
You did. He told me, Dad. He was, like...
LAIRD: But did you do it? Oh, you know I did!
I wanna rock and roll all night...
Fucking King Joffrey up in this.
Babe, I'm so sorry. Uh...
It was good. But...
Open it. Yeah.
I can't see the instructions.
(YELLING)
I'm already working on a new deal right now.
Very pretty eyes.
You're hungry, you've come to the right place.
All right, so this here's the kitch.
She's great. NED: Yeah.
This is where you work, huh? LAIRD: Yeah.
But instead of tobacco or a fake tobacco,
Dad. You are so dead.
And party every day
I need a seat at the table.
That's it! (SQUEALS) No!
Kevin, help her out. Kevin.
And the bowling alley is regulation.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna be real with you guys.
and I got scared.
All right, everybody, dinner is served!
Ho, ho, ho! (DOG BARKS)
Oh, and by the way, please, Laird, breathe.
(LLAMA GRUNTS)
This guy's the worst. Yeah.
Yes, he does.
I wanna get to know you better.
The Stephy tattoo. I got it, like, a week after we met, right?
You keep going down this path, at this rate, not long.
Where the heck are the towels?
You're gonna get that seat.
[ Stomach rumbles ]
Lou, haven't I kept us going?
What does it say? I'm gonna log it in.
Yeah.
STEPHANIE: Sorry. It's just my friend. Anyway.
Okay. Got it.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Boring.
Yeah.
I'm gonna throw a party in your honor.
Like you, Barb. STEPHANIE: Great genes.
In the cloud So much stuff here
I hardly even graduated from high school.
I couldn't keep my eyes off her.
Dude, your employees are so cool.
(SCOFFS)
but I'm not ready for that.
Now, should I throw on a tie or should I keep it business casual?
It's a wonderful life with you by my side
and we take it.
She said no.
When the line froze, what did I see?
Okay.
Most of these Internet companies
...really important to me.
How do you know Laird?
Yeah, it's true.
Okay.
Baby, the foundation is all good.
Surprise!
I'm Ned. PAUL: Hey, Ned.
BOTH: Yeah!
and used it as your pivot to attack.
Good luck. Thanks.
when he was down at Ohio State.
Oh, yeah.
GO... OR ARE YOU SAYING, NO. GO.?
My balls are so blue right now,
And I told him that. I was like...
'Course.
Why? Why's that?
Old school!
so that he knows that your intentions are pure.
Dude, Ned was crushing it
and the rest of those dot-coms.
Evasive parkour! Do the wall pop!
I mean there are so many gold diggers in Silicon Valley.
Dad, I think you mean tat.
Steph, I know,
This is the first serious boyfriend?
Stop motorboating your dad, and elevator pitch me.
She's a bit of a Plain Jane.
I just thought that you guys should be together today.
Yeah. Tesla, Elon Musk?
It's so great to see you!
(EDM PLAYING)
Hi.
Hey, Steph! Hey, it's Kevin!