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Hey, why don't you play back a blip from yesterday's session?
That is a designer-scented talcum powder.
Dad, I know what it is. Yeah.
Forget about the money I spent today
(LAUGHS)
So she basically forced Laird
Barb, you look great. JERRY: There they are!
Hmm.
I know. I am sorry.
I'm having an awesome time,
Okay, five nights out of seven.
Hi, Pops.
It just took me a while to realize that.
Yeah, she thinks a lot about you.
I love you.
Just chilling.
about the Mayhew deal.
Thank you, Pops, for the guidance.
(EXCLAIMING)
Look what I learned at the party.
Oh, Michigan. You in the car business?
I'm sorry to bother you, but your flight leaves in an hour.
It feels like we've landed in The Twilight Zone.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, that was my jam in the eighth grade.
So if I did Google him, what would I find?
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. She's gonna...
I mean, Stephanie and I have always been so close.
STEPHANIE: Oh, God. He's still out there.
A phone? Press the button.
How do you know what it is?
You're clearly not in a place to listen to me right now.
or I'm going to burst.
You're making me fucking nervous. Just shut up.
There. Oh, it's in.
Yeah. I've felt bukkake before.
All right, now get in front of the computer.
george i told ya not to dress up as a snail go on a football field find a crowd of people eat bait and then spit it back out! boing good riddance faye you clickbaiter!
Oh, God!
Ned took her on their first date to see his favorite band...
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Narcos! (LAUGHING)
Oh, no. See, Laird...
Titties? Classic.
When did this come up? Did you know about this?
I mean you didn't, but it's okay.
It's a crazy...
For a sleigh ride together with you
That whole industry is based on hooey.
One week. You know, right on my heart.
You're an amazing photographer.
(BOTH LAUGH)
You don't.
It's a car. Doesn't matter.
Ah, evasive parkour. Yeah.
All right.
I'm good.
Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Maybe it was wrong of me to interfere like that,
And my dear Laird
you know what you're left with?
I see it very clearly.
I'm breathing fire and grabbing titties left and right.
I know those dudes. They're dicks.
Yeah, we could have had a really nice holiday.
It's a wonderful life with you by my side
Kevin!
LAIRD: Great pick-up, Barb.
It doesn't exist anymore.
Throw your stuff anywhere.
Okay. What?
Don't do it.
Scotty has finally got his seat at the table.
SCOTTY: That's so insane.
but it's much nicer than the Sheraton.
King Musk. King Musk?
Yeah. I asked you and you were like,
And I have here a little amuse-bouche.
Is that... Whoa!
yeah you think i'm systematic enough do ya? you think i'm gonna get breathlyzed do ya? we'll i'll show you on metal! (shoots gun off rack!)
if I might say so. Oh, man.
Just press it, yes.
He's pulling out his penis!
And look, we can contact a Japanese manufacturer
[ Stomach Grumbles ]
but I just thought the family should all be together today.
STEPHANIE: What are you talking about?
Tons of jizz, ejaculate.
So Scotty, Laird, and Ned took the printing company...
I don't know. He has my face.
The bowling alley with the mural is...
(ALL LAUGH)
I used to run the Four Seasons group in Asia
Right, J?
Boom!
Hi, Dad.
(SCOFFS) And I'm gonna get that seat at that table.
With everything that's going on here,
Did he? Yeah.
There's no locks on the door!
Dragons and titties, baby.
I'm sorry.
Stephy opened up like a flower.
And they'd like to get married at your house in the backyard.
as a function of environmental change in the Third World.
Don't egg him on like that.
Okay, that wasn't your place to do that, hon.
Everyone's downstairs.
Shaft and balls. Oh.
(WHISPERS) Okay, I'm in the office.
Total fucking Dad move!
The voice sounds sexy.
I'm sorry, too, dude.
Speech, speech, speech.
Really? I'm sure you're familiar
I was just really looking forward
He's even affected Scotty.
I love you.
Yeah, of course.
My instinct is to hug you right now.
Boy, I'll tell you, I don't know what's going on.
Oh, man.
We have sous-vide geoduck.
Want me to take it off?
What? Who is that?
I'm Scott Fleming. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, we're cohabitating.
Is that us?
but it sounds absolutely charming.
Oh, I didn't go to Stanford, bro.
Great. Okay, do you guys want to go see the house?
Yeah, she's like Siri, but awesome.
32 Oh, my. And you're...
Who are you? STEPHANIE: Gustav.
But I swear his heart is always in the right place.
releasing a thousand doves.
Why? (GROANS) Dad.
Christmas Eve is about to start.
Which I hear is refreshing
It was great catching up yesterday
Laird! Evasive parkour!
Fuck you, paper man!
Hey, gang, say hi to the Flemings.
Yeah. Very good.
I gave him a few pointers.
It's okay.
Everybody act natural! Act naturally!
And he knew we were coming to Michigan.
Okay. Good.
It's so true.
I mean, you're so perfect.
The dining room.
Uh-oh.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
for the Apple and Android platforms.
Just give me a second.
Listen. We have a factory right here in Grand Rapids
Mm-mm. Not today, buddy.
(JERRY LAUGHING)
for Sun Microsystems when he was 13.
I'll sprinkle my snow upon your tree
GIRL: Okay.
and I wanted to ring you as soon as we made a decision.
They call them toos, okay? Okay.
Forget about the money I spent today
I sure wish we could've done business, Cheese.
No, Laird.
about guys jerking off on each other.
Okay, how about this?