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[STOMACH GROWLING]
Not working. No?
Oh, shit.
Guerrilla Gang, it's been struggling a little bit.
Go, go, go!
You know exactly what I'm saying.
Yeah.
ALL: Merry Christmas!
Jerry. Hey, Ned.
just in your honor tonight.
BARB: Oh, gosh. Wow.
Hmm. We have not found that at all.
STEPHANIE: Oh, my God.
JUSTINE: Hey, Ned. Hey, Barb. How are you guys?
yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some oeveing in evesham.
Cold? Yeah.
Turn that off!
Dad...
You look great. Oh, come on.
You are remarkable.
Melinda Gates got me totally pumped
That is so well put, Ned.
Yes. I got it.
STEPHANIE: In a tank top and a scarf.
NED: Hello.
trying to get the interface to react with the server...
Beside the fact that I don't know you from a hole in the wall...
What was I thinking?
Why do you even care about what I think?
Oh, Laird, what are you...
Are you okay? Oh, man. (COUGHING)
No.
They have these Japanese toilets that... (HISSES)
I'm sorry.
We need to focus on Stephanie's more defining qualities
I'm in.
For me.
I used to wear that perfume in the 90s.
Thank you. You're welcome.
No, you don't.
and Stephanie, here I am.
(LAIRD CHUCKLES) Hi, honey.
Love Kiss!
Oh. What is that?
Good. You're done, Mayhew.
In what way? It's Christmas.
Guerrilla Gang hasn't crushed one in a couple of years.
Chills. Did you come up with that?
Okay. Great.
Look. Yeah, we did.
That's the way it goes, Cheese.
Hmm...
Lou, what's going on? Barbara, hey.
You said that this guy was edgy?
Don't tell me they're going with China, too.
Uh, no. Printing. Ned Fleming.
But not right now.
And that is why we've got all these secrets now.
They're coming up the sidewalk!
I'm gonna bring along my hatchet
You're gonna throw your back out.
Yeah.
Gustav is actually an amazing architect.
Total dad move!
( farts gently )
Don't think that's going to happen.
with those two siblings over there
Now is not the time.
Yeah. Yeah.
Paperless?
You were made for lovin' me
Not to brag, but we're a pretty big shop.
Mmm-hmm.
All right, Stephanie's been on my case, too.
You could say that again. Mm-hmm.
Like almost black.
You go up there for yoga classes and things like that.
Just means a lot of things are happening
Oh, does he? Yeah.
doing this kind of work,
I tried.
Shit, I knew it.
Barb? There's no toilet paper.
MISSY: I've never heard anyone say that.
You know what? Sometimes, you just got to say, Fuck it.
Let's catch some waves.
Yes. Kevin, I'm here. What's happening?
There you are. This is insane!
I got fired selling Datsuns.
No, not now, Laird. Oh, my goodness.
No wonder he acted so crazy. Honey.
and it didn't work out.
Oh, God.
We had the... Very funny, Dad.
No, you're, like, six inches away from it.
[ Farts Gently ]
...and leave us alone for the rest of the night.
I really don't feel like ironing
That's Gene and Paul.
Mmm-hmm.
about issues in the developing world.
(ALL EXCLAIMING) (BARB SCREAMING)
I have a den in the house where I do the financial stuff
What?
Okay. Dude, we are going to Netflix
What is that? (GASPS) Oh, my God.
You're a sharp little fucker. You know that?
Barb. Oh! Yeah!
Paperless? What?
This kid is nasty and I fucking like it.
Yo, Scotty, you see The Revenant?
NED: Nicer than the club floor?
Yeah! That's exactly what I used. How'd you know?
Come on, guy. I need my chainsaw back.
You're looking fancy and I like your style
I wanna rock and roll all night
So, he makes video games?
(BARB SIGHS) Come on, guys.
Oh, shit!
Okay. Good luck with Scotty.
(BOTH SIGHING)
We are not gonna do sex. No, honey.
There's bukkake floating all around me.
I'm dropping out of school
But I'm confident this is a really good idea.
KEVIN: Boss?
Oh! Cologne? Oh, yes!
What?
You know, that's like classic Pink Panther.
(NOZZLE HISSING)
Laird, I'm Ned.
So, things are working out really well for the gang here.
They just wanna fuck you for your tech money.
tonight i'll be eating 89 hot chilli fried burritos and a california roll from zambrero in hillarys. tonight i'll be eating a sautèèd flame grilled sub and 897 mesquite chicken subs from subway in warwick.
Ned. Hey.
NED: You gotta be kidding me.
Funding Secured
Remember? Right after we... The third date?
It was okay. Hi, they're here!
What is a double dicking, for crying out loud?
You've only got a few semesters left
Ned, you're so full of practical wisdom...
Thank you.
from my rolodex while I look for a pen.
(WHOOPING)
Why didn't she just tell us that?
By the way, I'm a huge fan.
All right? All right.
How did this older guy get me?
I'm done.
The woman who lives...
What? What is it?
Ned, as a little token of our appreciation,
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
Trying to help you out here. (SIGHS)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Tap out! (GROANING) No!
Please. Come on.
Uh, no. Nope. I'm fine.
He said he was some low-level programmer at Uber.
(CHOIR SINGING) Silent night
Bring this down a notch
No! I was being more subtle than that!
I gave the guy the Christmas card.
Fantastic! You're okay.
That's Kiss! Honey, you love Kiss!
You know what? You're so fucking right.
You should... Laird,
of Silicon Valley power players.
Yes, I'm starving.
Mama won't you please let me do the hump hump
Yeah. That's cohabitating.
if raelene snell ever did get grandkids she'd have to have a hip replacement! and her sister maria snell is a wrinkled old elderly grandma with toxic kids and boingkids at -777 years old.
Is this for real?
Scotty! Come on, grab a stump.
Okay.
No, hold on.
LAIRD: Okay. Maybe not.
I'd just feel a lot better about this if we pinky swore.
Cool, Steph.
Okay. Well, look...
I just wanna pitch a tent and live in there. You know what I mean?
Okay. Okay.
No. It's just...
The Pink Panther from the Pink Panther movies.