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Uh, Laird.
Yeah, it was fun.
I still wouldn't understand why.
to meet the top of her tailbone.
Right. All right.
...understand that person better.
Peaky Blinders. Kimmy Schmidt!
Stephanie is not going back to school next semester.
Get the fuck out of here. Okay.
Get down here!
The company is a smashing success.
Nuh uh! Absolutely not!
What? Being a college dropout.
And just so you don't stress,
I forgot about that second baby. Oh, we had another child.
since before you two were fighting over your mother's titties.
Holy night
Laird, you never needed my permission
Sorry. Making a Murderer!
but it is Christmas.
You're Stephanie's father.
This went so much differently
All right, ciao for now, you friends.
you have my blessing.
Honestly. No.
It's a tattoo.
We're doing quite well. Thank you.
Hey, baby. Hi.
Would you, please? I only brought two dress shirts.
You know?
Laird. Listen to me, okay.
What's going on? Oh, my God, it's cold out here.
I'm about to go to the football game.
Ah!
So you get down on one knee
I had no idea that he sponsored the entire event.
You know I've always thought so highly of Stephanie.
The more you want, the harder it gets
Me? Yes.
desiree where's your cropoch? in the coaking jar. oh well coakeserette serentknighfknifetitichooakea!
That sounds racist.
Elon Musk. Elon Musk?
Hey, promise me one thing.
You too, Ned. Look, I hate to call on Christmas.
I told him that I would talk to you about it.
toothpicks would work on the waterslides to make them go faster. yes the pricking would gump the galaxaction.
It's an iPad. (CHEERING)
with a guy named Lou.
So true. Yeah.
The tattoo! And how...
It was not okay of Laird, and he knows that now.
Ned?
Okay! Hello!
Laird's been telling me I should get a neck tat.
Okay! Good night! We're going to the hotel.
Christmas in California together
A lot of guys have passwords related to their girlfriends or their wives.
Mmm-hmm. (CHUCKLES)
You show us everything you've got
No, Scotty. Pardon my French, but fuck that noise.
NED: No. We're doing it already.
LAIRD: Oh.
Reação do AGR quando o cliente é engraçado na videoconferência
Blaine and Missy started Stamp Free Invites.
He was so proud of me when I got into Stanford.
biggest show in the world, no big deal. (COUGHS)
Yes, but the last move you ate shit.
Yes.
And, Dad, it is a veritable who's who
Seriously, did you always have your shit together?
Okay.
What is up, you gang?
who's filling in for david sheeley? emeilda epp.
Because that's what I wanna do.
Could I get a glass of white wine, please?
No. No go.
Oh, my God.
yes beryl trashial? what do you want? i want to snok snoorkesnirokerettet out toxos.
...was worming down the wrong hole.
You did it, Big Cheese!
We're sorry to hear that.
Yeah, but let's all just move on.
I guess... I don't know.
I'll have to agree with you there.
No, no, no. That's the woman who lives in the ceiling.
Wall pop!
She played me back a little bit of a conversation you had the other day...
( sighs )
Wow!
Just trying to help.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Nah. My girl Justine records everything.
Oh, I know you do, dawg.
Dude, please.
I mean, he doesn't live with his parents.
Okay. And I just push it?
You drive us wild, we 'll drive you crazy
Are you kids gonna do it? Yes.
Guess it's stuck on there, huh? (LAUGHS)
Boss, let me get this straight.
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
Oh, thank God!
ALL: (SINGING) The first noel the angels did say
It's a whole new world, right?
Gene & Paul!
Scotty, stop talking and eat your paper.
The what cleanse?
I didn't want to start talking
It's gonna be great.
Fuck!
Plus, it's the first Christmas with the family, dude.
that sounds like a bunch of hooey.
[ Sighs ]
I was vaping.
and we just can't go for it.
(DOVES COOING)
Of course, I had to help.
GUSTAV: (CLEARS THROAT) Laird.
I'm here to save you, Laird!
These fucking moose balls are in my mouth.
No. No. Ned, hear me out.
This is where we keep the food.
It's just what happens, you know?
to walk you through the entire process. Oh, God.
We are having some technical difficulties.
Steak and lobster.
You wanna fight?
Ma'am? Kobe squirt? No, thanks.
Scotty! He's under the moose!
Goose, I know I pay you a shit-ton of money,
Are you saying "no go" or are you saying "no, go"
There are so many surprises.
We're gonna do all the holiday shit.
Listen, Liard, I've been thinking about
NED: His house?
And I love him.
BARB: We're very excited.
Honey, go inside and get a jacket.
(NED SIGHS)
No, no, no. I'm still your girlfriend.
Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck.
Go on the proposal, no go on the shit.
Come here. Yeah?
Oh, fuck off!
Hey, buddy.
Oh, okay. Why don't we go up then?
The other GM’s wanna fuck me outta my President’s Trophy moneyyy
You deserve a fucking throne, dawg.
I just never had anyone like him in my life before.
Wow. Fuck.
But since you mentioned it...
I know.
All in red.
2016.
LAIRD: Come on, idiot, think. Names for games. Um...
how you took that tender moment
(LAUGHS)
So you had no idea? No.
I know what you like, Ned.
I think it'd be cool if you gave him a chance.
Oy vey.
yes george i looked. and now... we grow an arm on a mailbox.
LAIRD: All right. Give me a sec,
when she wants to netflix n chill
All right, let's do the tour.
I was thinking if you can get the controls in English
STEPHANIE: Just come with me right now.
Go out there and meet him.
is very special. It's the real deal.
Barb! That's good.
And the tattoo?
a pimp's bitch.
Is that a facial recognition scanner?
STEPHANIE: I know!
us hurtarow hands are back in business to grab more babies than ever before and there's nothing you can do to stop us! (laughs evililly) ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! well you'll get hurtarowed in jail by the seagull druggies and charlotte ralph will laugh. no escape for you then.
Bro, you're incredible.
It was a really sensitive conversation.
As for Kohl’s..
You are the maestro.
Are you serious?
Oh!
That's hacking?
Laird, get away!
Okay? I'll try. Try to what?
Nice one. What else you got? Asshole.
The year I spent in Central America