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Dragons and titties! (ROARS)
(BARB EXCLAIMS)
You said you were fixing a crack in the foundation.
Barb?
STEPHANIE: Pull up your pants. Marco Polo.
It was me.
J, say hi.
Nope! Not today Sir Handel! Absolutely not!
but why don't you let me save your company?
Oh, my God.
(MAKES EXPLOSION SOUND)
Hooey-meister himself.
We got a suite at the regular rate.
And the sexiest. My God. Well.
We really appreciate you offering us such a sweetheart deal.
yes blockbal blokerette? what do you want? i want to eeryl steep pathways and ueidid shopes with meryl streep.
Welcome.
They're coming in our house! Oh, my God!
Thank you.
shot me a congratulatory voicemail this morning
He's balls deep in my digital butt.
Okay, sorry. Yeah.
JUSTINE: Excuse me, Ned?
That's it.
just invited me to? 9:00 PM hangovers at dead spectrum school vomit parties in penis format marlery marley dead chop meat outlet stores while dunking in wangfujing. me gambling whiper torses filling in for linktendo 69 while pooping off marley's head chopped meat in dreamcast mode while looking in an asshole filled balloons mirror.
but you gotta think like him.
He's a very good guy.
There's bukkake Floating all around me
I wanna rock and roll all night
Come here. (CHUCKLES)
I mean, you're gonna be my dad.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(SINGING) Happy birthday to you
I think it's gonna, Dad.
Oh, my God. Barb.
You're both the most honest and authentic men that I know.
It comes out in totally different ways.
You brought me home? Yeah.
Oh, Miss Stephanie.
He doesn't have enough money to finance his business,
I promised myself I wasn't gonna do this.
Yeah, get in there. Get it!
He's dating my daughter.
We've got one last surprise for you.
Absolute fucking shit fest.
What is the matter with you? What's happening?
So much room.
Ned, I am blinders.
Oh.
All right. What do we have here?
You know what I'm talking about, Ned.
What? Stop that!
that's the last thing I want to do.
My Friends
I'm part of the online Ape Army.
and I know how much you love their music, so...
Mr. Playboy.
What else? Dicking. Double dicking.
Every single model comes with Justine.
I'm overwhelmed. Yeah! Me, too.
Good morning, Ned.
...your relationship with Miss Stephanie
Gustav gave me a preview of the guest list.
after Christmas to bring it up.
Yes, we do.
I got you.
I'm not gonna throw my...
you've only known each other for a couple of months.
Calm down. Dad!
Oh, you don't have to go to the trouble.
Dude.
Can I borrow that chainsaw?
They're called E-cigs.
About everything, of course. (SCOFFS)
It's just, Laird...
I didn't have much to go on, but then it happened. And this domain "opened up like a flower"
You don't always have to be such an asshole.
Ooh, yum. Real food?
(CHUCKLES)
Your little hacker, Dingle...
Dragons And Titties Baby Dragons And Titties Baby
Wow, can't wait for dinner.
You are so smart and you're beautiful.
Good for you! Honestly, good for you.
This is my husband. Ned.
Just go away.
Kiss is in the front yard!
Hold all his calls.
Boom.
Me dropping out is like a huge slap in his face.
Watch, honey...
I'm sorry, pal.
I'm glad you asked. Not long.
Don't you need a computer and...
When you call me on my shit...
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't even wanna hear that term.
Which is why...
That's what you're best at.
Hey, what's going on, everyone?
Go into the school gonna run another banger
I know, Dad. I know. I know. Just like your sister.
And I mean this honestly.
For reals, dude. I want it to be a surprise.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Well, thank you. Oh, my God.
turned it into a toilet factory...
STEPHANIE: Oh, my God. You're driving me crazy!
Cocamisi fuck you
NED: Oh, my...
but you're my best friend.
What?
Ned, please locate the control panel to your left.
Okay. Okay, thank you. Thank you.
Hi. Hey.
And party every day
It's a lot. (STAMMERS)
Okay. All right.
No. I'm good.
Dad!
I'm trying to help you, Ned.
What the fuck is that?
JERRY: Speech! Oh, yes, speech!
Patrick star
It's a nude photograph of Stephanie.
...beautiful life
She knows if you need a little sploosh
I haven't spent a lot of time with parental figures.
(SIGHS) No, Laird, I can't.
I think you should hear her out
Yes. Yes, okay.
I'm sorry, you have to understand, Ned.
Kimmy Schmidt
NED: So excited you're here.
What?
(YELLING) (SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Okay, Stephanie's pink canoe.
Oh, uh, that reminds me.
Dude, that's fucking great!
You ever get nervous about shifting tides?
Mm-mm! Of course not Thomas!
Hmm...
Uh...
Thanks, Blais.
[ Calling Continues ]
Well, you know, every business has its ups and downs.
(GROANS) (EXCLAIMING)
You sure, Ned? Yup.
Not as bad as it sounds.
Pink Panther? Pink Panther?
What are you doing?
I understand that you're her dad,
Happy birthday С днём рождения
and told me not to do it.
Time to shave the pornstache.
But you're still here.
(SINGING) Tonight
Lost my mind, I'm a lose it again
I believe you. (LAUGHING) I believe you.
Lions, baby!
But I don't like her.
(RAGE THE NIGHT AWAY PLAYING)
It's the password!
BARB: What? Hm?
And hang a mistletoe on your walls
It's really, really smart.
Hey, guys. Hey, what's up?
It's one of those little squat jobs, little squatter.
I wanna rock and roll all night
Get it! Good. Oh, that's... Okay.
I will. I'll try.
Mama won't you please let me do the hump hump
What, Dad? (SIGHS)
or if you actually need
Don't be so modest, Mom.
Dude, I'm so confused.
We've been members of the Kiss Army for, like, 30 years now.
No, no! Take me! Yes! Take me!
The business has been running a little rough lately.
george stop being a dorriu3j djdjdjejeeosco! sorry faye.
Crazy. (ALL CHUCKLING)
Nice girl, but still. She's so controlling.
Was that cologne?
Yeah. Yes!
BARB: All right.
Mama, won't you please let me Mama, won't you please let me
Download that and open it on his desktop.
As I've already told Barb, we are a paperless household.
All right, good. Press the spacebar.
Oh, my God! I know.
My training, it just takes over.
(sighs)
Wait a minute. What-ing with someone?
(MUTTERS) You'll give him a chance?
Yes. So glad you're here.
Hey, oh, Ned. Ned.
Look, I get it that Stephanie really likes you.
and apparently also very stimulating.
Would you just get to it?
You raise chickens?
Somebody's been naughty this year.
(sighs)
Dragons and Titties Baby