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Everybody upstairs right now, family meeting!
Okay. Hmm. All the shit.
I was just waiting for the right time to bring it up
BARB: Those aren't look-a-likes, Ned.
That was very imaginative
We're go on the proposal. No go on all that other shit.
I don't get it. You want the truth?
And sploosh!
You know, Tiffany's this, Cartier that.
Ooh!
No, no, no. Wait!
You're nothing but an octopus
Ned, what are you... LAIRD: What the fuck?
This is our friends, Lou and Patty.
There we go, girls.
And I saw this guy, and he had a cigarette.
Wait a second.
She can't... Can she see us?
Is he still proposing? What's...
the head of Doctors Without Borders.
(SNICKERS) NED: Scotty.
Congratulations.
I guess I just didn't want to believe it.
Yum, yum.
God damn.
Bad, bad motherfucker 'til the day I die
I see what you mean. Cool.
Where is that seat? It's at the fucking table.
Are you guys talking Chapter 11?
Yeah. I got it right here.
I was trying to protect you, dude.
Helps.
It's up to her. It's always been up to her.
Oh, my God!
(STAMMERS)
I didn't spill the beans till April.
BARB: Oh, my goodness. Hey, girl.
(CHIMES)
That's so sweet of you to remember that.
He got look-a-likes!
Absolute Shitfest
and the titties, and the motorboating.
It says Happy Holidays?
KEVIN: He has control of the house!
Even though you're now like...
This is fucking awesome!
No, no.
I think that's kind of sad, right?
I took a shower, washing every body part...
Let's stay half an hour and then we go back to the hotel.
if you're sure I can't change your mind there, Don.
Cheese, Cheese, Cheese! Cheese, Cheese, Cheese!
Oh, God.
this girl we move in city the town (don't tell stavros panayotakis about getyarn.io.memes he'll freak!) we move up now we move up this girl is mine in the city the beat goes on in the city the beat goes on maybe i'll crack up to give my (bangles) in the city the beat goes on
Listen, Kevin, you are my IT guy.
Can I interest you in a Kobe beef slider?
Look who's looking sharp.
That's Justine.
And I will be very happy
Laird, are you saying it's a no go
So what were you talking to Laird about for so long?
She's going to be president of the Laird Mayhew Foundation.
(CHEERING)
It's Gene and Paul! Gene and Paul!
and talking about how hot my mom is.
that doesn't belong to this lot.
I'm trying.
there's no telling what they're into.
Do it Ned Fleming style.
Your stuff is here.
You want to tap out.
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump
Oh, my God! (ALL GROANING)
Ned, there has been a very big misunderstanding.
How do you know all this?
Two fit women.
I'm sorry. Tyson, what's a J2EE?
Oh, he's the one who goes, Bam!
Barb, just get the toilet paper, please?
STEPHANIE: Actually, I missed it on purpose.
And he's coming onto your mother. That's not okay. And he's coming onto your mother. That's not okay.
Laird, just hold on a second, okay?
No.
oh god even you won't get into god's makaton with those cheofernters! oh god even i bare to look with those caorriuuns!
Okay, first thing's first, Ned,
I am not writing that!
And I'm just so fucking psyched
Now he’s just after that mainstageee moneyyy
She loves you.
you drop out of college.
(DOOR SHUTS)
Me, too.
Um... Get that seat!
the corporate life becomes a bit of a snooze-fest.
'cause I really don't wanna leave walk.
Tomorrow night,
that we're pretty sure you don't own.
Well...
Hey, honey.
I never know how to describe you.
(GRUNTING) Fucking...
He lives by himself. It's not a crash pad,
This is the maestro of molecular gastronomy.
I'm not breaking up with you.
Oh, he cusses. No, you don't.
He is trying to put his imprint on this entire family.
I'm telling you, they have invented the Tesla of toilets!
I'm not gonna ask Stephanie to marry me unless I have your blessing.
Yeah.
There she is.
Wet games? Wewt Games.
I mean, it's so strange.
Aw, that's actually sweet.
Yeah, I just wanted to say, Dad, that I love you.
Sort of.
MM MM! NOT TODAY, BUDDY!
Family, baby. Fuck yeah!
Sleigh bells ring Are you listening
Oh.
Wow.
(SQUAWKING) (GRUNTS)
and we'll do a little adjustment.
I'll try to just...
I didn't know he put Happy Holidays on there.
I got the images off Scotty's Facebook page.
and it's going great!
Are you okay?
BARB: It's a paperless house, darling.
Yeah. Nope.
No!
Yeah.
I realize I violated the sanctity of mystery date
I'm doing it with my feet. One foot.
GUSTAV: Searching, searching, und searching.
Oh!
You knew?
Where's Laird? Laird is upstairs.
Holy shit.
So it was fucked up, man.
Happy happy Birthday Happy happy Birthday Brother Anthony Latore blessings always enjoy your day
Welcome home, Flemings!
Come here.
Tried to rip off Ape Assassins.
Tyson, these are Stephanie's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fleming.
I wanna do it.
I've been interning at the Fleming Company
Ned, let go of his balls!
Disengage. Disengage and run!
Yeah, Goose is the best.
to meet the man behind the crack over the holidays.
So we decided to wait until
No. Hey, guys?
we all chipped in and bought you something
Yeah. It's worth a shot. Listen...
I'm gonna be calling you Dad.
Happy happy Birthday Happy happy Birthday Happy happy Birthday Brother Anthony Latore blessings always enjoy your day
But... Uh-huh.
Let's build our own.
Cheese, we're already getting pummeled by Evite, Stamp-Free
That's your face, Sis. Oh.
the stork brought my sister, Stephanie.
What's up, Cheese?
Not today DieselDucy! Absolutely not!
He said no! What? Okay, okay.
Antes de eu me esquecer, Só pra você saber Todos, todos que provaram, São melhores que você
I wouldn't have asked you to come out here
in indigenous communities?
your Global Health paper today
Thanks. Lou.
Steph's super pooped.
that you won't tell Steph anything about this.
Protect me? LAIRD: Fucking Justine.
Look. Man to man. Yeah.
Go get breakfast. Okay.
(MOUTHING) Oh, shit!
Dad!
(GUSTAV LAUGHS) Always, dude.
Is that Indian Summer by Priscilla Presley?
Stephanie!
Don't worry about that. I have a little surprise.
great art really gets me aroused.
What's bukkake?
Smart, smart, smart girl.
Ned, we're gonna fucking nail this guy! We're good!
Really?
I'm sorry.