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I don't want to be within 2,000 miles of anyone who does.
Vallem, ya dead?
my teammates, my country and my coach.
good night maxwell, fanny nine.
Well, you wanna know what I see?
Me on Tinder, trying to pick up guys
All right, we're up. Let's go, guys. This is it.
' On these hard times '
In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever come across a pretty girl,
Where did these guys come from? - [Together] The 09!
This is the Olympics here. It's no stupid pushcart derby.
Hello, gentlemen.
Shane. You dead?
Sanka. Hit it, man.
Peace be the journey
' You, you've got to rise above it '
Irv, this is Karl Shindler. He'll be watching the middle track.
Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Look at me, Mr. Blitzer. I'm your chance.
I see an Alabama slob...
- But it doesn't mean that I like you. - We split.
All right, fellas, that's us! Let's go!
The strength staff before every Friday
- ' You've got to rise above it Yes you do ' - Go, go, go, go. That's it.
I must drive. Do you dig where I'm coming from?
If I've Said It Once, I've Said It 46 Times: Libertarians make the best cops
Those guys have earned the right to represent their country.
- [Man #2] Who owns this thing? - We do, sir.
Sort of.
All right, guys, we're up. Come on. Hey, knock it off. Knock it off, will ya?
Derice, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish.
All right, you sugarcoated track stars.
Yes, man!
[Chattering Continues]
[People Chattering In Foreign Languages]
- What's schweiz? - No, man, Swiss.
- [Grunting Continues] - ' You don't never have to fear Just rise above it '
if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
[Derice] Mr. Coolidge, please. You have to run the race over.
Whatever's wrong with you....seek professional help.
And if you think I'm gonna give you the little money we have...
Come on, coach.
' There's nothing but blue skies
- [Clears Throat] Excuse me. - To the man in the orange suit!
[Derice] They couldn't beat us. I know we were the best.
Irving Blitzer. He's an American who lives here.
' 'Nuff people say you know they can't believe '
- No! Look, whatever your name is... - Derice.
Wow, 56.53!
your qualifying run will be held on the evening of the tenth.
Derice... see you at the finish line.
No, man, I'm not dead.
- Mornin'. - Faster, Bannock, faster.
- What practice? - That practice.
' We don't need no darkness We don't need no fear '
- Yes! - Now they slide into place.
and I'd like to congratulate all of the athletes...
- Eins, zwei, drei. - Eins, zwei, drei.
- ' And when you face a challenge ' - Gotta grip with your toes!
[Jamaican Accent] No problem, man.
and I loaned the car to a friend to work for...
- Al, so do I. - Oh, no, no, no, no. So do we.
my all-time, world record seventh derby in a row.
Sehr gut, New Zealand. See you in two weeks, Ja?
All right. Everyone quiet down.
You really see all dat? Yeah, mon!
- All right. - Good, good.
iPhone 6? I'll pay you a dollar...
Great. Very good. Try it again.
excuse me mariah do you want to go to gina boingwantygogno? no gina boingwantygogno. that's an intresting twist you've put on gina's name gina boingwantygogno.
- To the messenger! - [Together] To the messenger.
When your coach Inspires you
All right, I'll tell you what I see.
And I live right down there
Did I say, Sorry, Roger, I can't do it?
After a positive code review of my colleague's work
' Rise above it '
- Sprinters make the best bobsledders. - Here's to sprinting.
[Irv] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
l-lt's no different than what we practiced. We've done it a hundred times.
- Turn seven. Turn eight. - Straight. Right.
Lucky egg
[Al] One, two, three, four, all of them in, and look at them fly.
- Sanka. - ' We have the one Derice...
Yul, that's where the Queen of England lives.
our trip to the Olympics starts right now.
' Hey, no people can believe '
This country enjoys a fine athletic tradition.
We're live at Olympic Park, the brand-new bobsledding venue...
[P.A.] On the track.
The strength staff before every Friday morning lift
[Sanka] Face it, Yul Brenner. You can start callin' yourself Madonna,
Dative, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish
- [Crowd Laughing] - That's funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
Well, that depends on who's asking.
You! I'll kill you.
' Rise above it '
- Don't touch me! - Here we go. Come on.
All right. I'll do it.
One, two, three, go!
' This, little man, is what you can achieve if you work hard and sacrifice '
' If those storm clouds reappear Oh, yes '
Snow. You don't have any. It's 900 degrees out there.
All right Spreadgod does it again
Drew. You dead?
If I have to take one of those bobsleds to do it, then all right.
And that could have been a disaster.
[Al] Watch out, world, the Jamaicans are coming.
No problem, man.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Remember, keep your hands soft and your mind clear.
Sanka, ya dead?