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All right! Wow!
I gotta save all your asses! I help, we do it in five minutes.
We demand free access to data.
Dade, man. You made it.
The Secret Service is helping us out, 100 percent.
- At this rate, the run ends in... - ..two days.
Sit on the bed and keep your hands where we can see them.
Anyway,
Where are your brains, in your ass?
You, however, are not on my list.
You would have looked better.
Posting on the internet... It's a privilege, not a right!
Don't worry. We just launch the da Vinci virus.
Crossing Mitchell Freeway... 90 points from Griffindor!
Don't forget 'God'. System operators love to use 'God'. Male ego.
Yeah, it is.
A hacker planted the virus.
Ultra Laser... Doctor Doom!
It’s a privilege, not a right.
Your mom will be arrested, handcuffed and later strip-searched.
God wouldn't be up this late.
It's cool, I'm just looking.
and me.
You can't get this in stores!
Life is but a dream.
Yo, H4ck the G1bs0n
'to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night'.
Shit! Come on!
If you'd said that at the start, you would have avoided a lot of trouble.
Snoop onto them As they Snoop onto us
It's got a 28.8 bps modem.
You can sit at home and do absolutely nothing
He's good!
- Yeah, it's Kate. - Hey, Burn. We got a little problem.
Set it to receive a file.
Well... No pool!
- I did that. - You did this from your house?
- I copied a garbage file. - So? A garbage file has shit in it.
There is only fun... and boring.
Get the file, otherwise you'll lose all your toys.
My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL,
The defendant, Dade Murphy,
You need an army.
A rabbit replicates till it overloads a file then spreads like cancer.
Dade! Dade!
See, we're very busy.
What are you doing here?
Then I change this file back to the orignal and your mom disappears.
to arrest the hacker and seize the equipment, which we can't do alone.
Stuff I didn't even do, like inserting a virus called 'da Vinci'?
Emmanuel Goldstein, alias Cereal Killer,
- What's a da Vinci virus? - What?
I'm sorry, sir. He didn't have time to erase his computer files.
Let's get outta here!
Murphy kid turn you down?
Nikon! Lord Nikon, this is...
Yeah. Sure.
Get off the stage, man! Get off!
- Yo, brain-dead... the manual! - Oops!
I can't help you, kid.
They'll trace you like that, man.
Oh!! Look at that pooper, man!!
here we go row row row you boat
if I didn't live by a strict code of honour, I might take advantage of this situation.
Can you help us find out what's on this disk?
I'm a real wild child, I'm a wild one
We're gonna show them, baby.
Do you speak English?
Thank you, sir.
I'll hack the Gibson.
Kate! You're not going into that computer shit now, right?
if it weren't run by profiteering gluttons.
What do you want?
here we go row row row your boat
Hackers penetrate and ravage
I'm not an addict.
Why did he come to you?
Good.
Yo, man. You're an amateur.
Fucked if I care, man.
To hassle Secret Service Agent Richard Gill and get one back for Joey.
This is common in corporations as large as ours. Don't worry about it.
Nice place, huh?
He or his accomplice has a disk that Mr Belford needs to disable that virus.
Very impressive. Superhero-like, even.
Those supercomputers they use to do physics and look for oil.
Thank you for calling.
There's a new virus in the database.
No, really. Listen.
Anyway, guys, listen.
Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right
I'm the one who understands you.