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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Just the kind you asked for.
I said, Shotgun
See, isn't this nice?
This farm was kind of dreary,
Every publishing house in New York is reading it now.
Eat it till you choke, you sick, twisted fuck!
PaRappa The Rapper as Doc
because I never called them.
I tried calling, but the phone lines are down.
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
Paul, this is no time for jokes.
But her spirit is the important thing,
I expect nothing less than your masterpiece.
What’s the ceiling that dago painted?
We must finish the book.
I don't know.
Do the jerk now
We have the power to give Misery eternal life.
Would you like a nice hot cup of cocoa?
I don't know. I think so.
Meantime, you've got a lot of recovering to do,
Misery's Return.
Well, I'll get your stupid paper,
Great.
They do not!
According to the check on Sheldon's credit charges,
(BELL RINGING)
When my husband left me, I wasn't prepared.
All right. We're back.
and I was right!
(DOOR SLAMMING)
I've prepared for what must be done.
The book's almost finished.
I do believe the winters are getting
that I should make up new stories as if I was Paul Sheldon.
please don't do it.
It's all right here.
No, it isn't, it's...
Parappa the Rapper as the White Rabbit
I was foolin', silly.
This whole house is gonna be filled with romance!
But you didn't even taste your cocoa.
And no calls about the article, either.
Paul, I peeked at the very beginning.
Rabbit as The Huntsman
You can leave that in.
Put on your red dress
The park across the way
Then light the match, Paul.
Considering what I had around the house,
could've been a lot of things.
I've done a lot of thinking on the drive.
I would have checked both legs
at the end of the last book, but his horse fell jumping that fence,
A story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?
It would be an honor.
I just want to tell you I'm your number-one fan.
while I'm waiting for the surprise?
What's the ceiling that dago painted?
Jesus wants more than just fans
What?
This is a very big day for you, Paul.
When you learn that they're planning on having a sequel to The Emoji Movie
Yeah? Could've been a rotten branch, could've been the wind,
I dredge up the worst horror of my life
bought you two houses and floor seats to the Knicks.
I could give you a couple of hundred pages of mine
Now don't be afraid.
God told me, since I was his number-one fan,
No! Not my Misery!
I ruined your beautiful toast!
Has she been buyin' anything odd lately?
In all the old familiar places
The Misery novels. I know 'em all by heart.
(SIGHS)
but I can't do it right.
Oh My Goodness Broken Egg